K_Matthews

K_Matthews

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294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Stop With The H... · 0 replies · +8 points

Ah, the rare black and white and pink photograph!

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch President Obama ... · 4 replies · +5 points

I've missed our snuggling. Mebbe I should shed this disguise.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Five Other Already-Ill... · 1 reply · +12 points

Next up in the pipeline: a bill that classifies any time that Donovan McNabb gets sick as Ill-Eagle.

Now THAT'S the worst pun of the year thus far, WonketteName!

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch President Obama ... · 7 replies · +19 points

The truly degrading part came at the end, when President Obama was played off by keyboard cat.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch President Obama ... · 0 replies · +19 points

Good Lord, that one lady seems to have just sucked the blood of the Jolly Green Giant!

THIS IS THE END GAME OF MICHELLE OBAMA'S HEALTHY VEGETABLE DIET, SHEEPLE!!1!

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Rep: Hope You... · 3 replies · +28 points

Oklahoma voted overwhelmingly against same-sex marriage, and yet the Supreme Court stuck it down our throats,” Russ said.

Once--just once--I'd like to see one of these anti-gay-marriage dignitaries be a little balanced in their rhetoric. Would it be to much to say "and yet the Supreme Court shoved our face into gay marriage's heaving bosom and ordered us to motorboat?"

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alan Grayson's Bigamis... · 0 replies · +4 points

Am I being pun-ked?

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alan Grayson's Bigamis... · 3 replies · +7 points

worst pun

I'm having trouble understanding this phrase.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich Texas Parents: Re... · 1 reply · +25 points

It's telling that the complaining parent disparages The Working Poor for not being a "great work of literature." In her mind's eye, the subjects of the book are every bit as much a fiction as Oliver Twist or the Little Matchstick Girl.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich Texas Parents: Re... · 1 reply · +38 points

We don’t know anything about Out of the Dust, the other suggested alternative, although we’d note that the publisher, Scholastic, recommends it for grades 3 to 7, which makes its value as a text for college-level reading dubious.

Yeah, Dok, but Texas.