Ah, the rare black and white and pink photograph!
I've missed our snuggling. Mebbe I should shed this disguise.
Next up in the pipeline: a bill that classifies any time that Donovan McNabb gets sick as Ill-Eagle.
Now THAT'S the worst pun of the year thus far, WonketteName!
The truly degrading part came at the end, when President Obama was played off by keyboard cat.
Good Lord, that one lady seems to have just sucked the blood of the Jolly Green Giant!
THIS IS THE END GAME OF MICHELLE OBAMA'S HEALTHY VEGETABLE DIET, SHEEPLE!!1!
Oklahoma voted overwhelmingly against same-sex marriage, and yet the Supreme Court stuck it down our throats,” Russ said.
Once--just once--I'd like to see one of these anti-gay-marriage dignitaries be a little balanced in their rhetoric. Would it be to much to say "and yet the Supreme Court shoved our face into gay marriage's heaving bosom and ordered us to motorboat?"
I'm having trouble understanding this phrase.
It's telling that the complaining parent disparages The Working Poor for not being a "great work of literature." In her mind's eye, the subjects of the book are every bit as much a fiction as Oliver Twist or the Little Matchstick Girl.
We don’t know anything about Out of the Dust, the other suggested alternative, although we’d note that the publisher, Scholastic, recommends it for grades 3 to 7, which makes its value as a text for college-level reading dubious.
Yeah, Dok, but Texas.