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Wonkette : Please Stop With The Holocaust Chic, It Is Not Actually A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 13:49:10 +0000

Ah, the rare black and white and pink photograph!

Wonkette : Watch President Obama Insult America By Talking To Regular People Instead Of Chuck Todd

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:49:43 +0000

I've missed our snuggling. Mebbe I should shed this disguise.

Wonkette : Five Other Already-Illegal Things Congress Should Vote to Make Illegal

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:33:32 +0000

Next up in the pipeline: a bill that classifies any time that Donovan McNabb gets sick as Ill-Eagle. Now THAT'S the worst pun of the year thus far, WonketteName!

Wonkette : Watch President Obama Insult America By Talking To Regular People Instead Of Chuck Todd

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:21:17 +0000

The truly degrading part came at the end, when President Obama was played off by keyboard cat.

Wonkette : Watch President Obama Insult America By Talking To Regular People Instead Of Chuck Todd

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:18:18 +0000

Good Lord, that one lady seems to have just sucked the blood of the Jolly Green Giant! THIS IS THE END GAME OF MICHELLE OBAMA'S HEALTHY VEGETABLE DIET, SHEEPLE!!1!

Wonkette : Oklahoma Rep: Hope You Like Your 'Common-Law' Marriages, Godless Hippie Homo Folk!

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 14:41:12 +0000

Oklahoma voted overwhelmingly against same-sex marriage, and yet the Supreme Court stuck it down our throats,” Russ said.

Once--just once--I'd like to see one of these anti-gay-marriage dignitaries be a little balanced in their rhetoric. Would it be to much to say "and yet the Supreme Court shoved our face into gay marriage's heaving bosom and ordered us to motorboat?"

Wonkette : Alan Grayson's Bigamist Wife Has Leaking Boob Sacs, We Are Done Here

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 02:03:54 +0000

Am I being pun-ked?

Wonkette : Alan Grayson's Bigamist Wife Has Leaking Boob Sacs, We Are Done Here

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 00:48:21 +0000

worst pun

I'm having trouble understanding this phrase.

Wonkette : Rich Texas Parents: Reading Ayn Rand In School Will Fix All The Poverty

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 21:27:28 +0000

It's telling that the complaining parent disparages The Working Poor for not being a "great work of literature." In her mind's eye, the subjects of the book are every bit as much a fiction as Oliver Twist or the Little Matchstick Girl.

Wonkette : Rich Texas Parents: Reading Ayn Rand In School Will Fix All The Poverty

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 21:20:14 +0000

We don’t know anything about Out of the Dust, the other suggested alternative, although we’d note that the publisher, Scholastic, recommends it for grades 3 to 7, which makes its value as a text for college-level reading dubious.

Yeah, Dok, but Texas.

Wonkette : Alan Grayson's Bigamist Wife Has Leaking Boob Sacs, We Are Done Here

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 20:25:16 +0000

Well, if it worked for a rack, it'll work for Iran.

Wonkette : Oppressed Whites Sue Dallas County Over Voting Rights, Poor Dears

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 18:56:26 +0000

"Letter from a Dallas County Pale."

Wonkette : 'Muslim-Free' Gun Range Lady Bans South Asian Dudes, Is Definitely Not Racist

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 15:23:22 +0000

I’m so shocked.. lol… ( NOT)

Ms. Morgan went on to add, "Cool beans . . . FACT . . . amirite? . . . :9."

Wonkette : 'Muslim-Free' Gun Range Lady Bans South Asian Dudes, Is Definitely Not Racist

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 15:18:43 +0000

"We have a number of people with all colors of skin who shoot here"

"Well, except for the necks. All the necks are red."

Wonkette : National Guard Should Shoot Gay Couples In The Face, Politely Requests Homophobe

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 15:44:11 +0000

so he’s asked that governors across this great land use their state armies to shoot those gay couples, for freedom.

Will they shoot with their "man bullets"? Cuz if so, I've already seen that porno.

Wonkette : Michigan RNC Guy Posting Stormfront Stuff On His Facebook Basically, Why Not

Sat, 10 Jan 2015 16:33:50 +0000

Today's Phrase of the Day from Wingnutster's Dictionary: Interesting article: "A hateful screed bereft of (or subject to duplicitous use of) facts that serves merely to comport the reader's fucked-up world view." Example sentence: Did you see that very interesting article written by an anonymous bank manager that explains how it is Mexican culture to default on their re-fried loans?

Wonkette : Texas Walmart Discriminates Against Shotgun Wedding Photo (With Actual Shotgun)

Fri, 9 Jan 2015 14:45:08 +0000

The store, she said, wouldn’t process any photos that promote “gang culture.”

Judging by the photo, I can only assume that she meant "Spanky and Our Gang" culture.

Wonkette : Pat Robertson: Beat Your Kids Until They Stop Smoking Dope And Start Loving Jesus

Mon, 5 Jan 2015 21:49:48 +0000

When beating the bishop isn't enough . . .

Wonkette : Pat Robertson: Beat Your Kids Until They Stop Smoking Dope And Start Loving Jesus

Mon, 5 Jan 2015 21:47:56 +0000

“Somebody take that kid to the woodshed and let him understand the blessings of discipline,”

That must be where Robertson keeps his CD collection. I have the newest album from The Blessings of Discipline, and let me tell you, I didn't get it at first, but when I did, it totally rocked Satan out of my pot-smoking, savior-abusing soul!

Wonkette : Pat Robertson: Beat Your Kids Until They Stop Smoking Dope And Start Loving Jesus

Mon, 5 Jan 2015 21:43:31 +0000

“He needs a strong male figure. I don’t know about his daddy, where the daddy is —”

Yeah, where's Abraham and his stone altar when you need them?