en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1713908 Comments by FNMA http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950008425 You know, he has a point. The only thing is he stopped before getting to the part where the reverse vampires were involved in the conspiracy. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:36:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950008425 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950008088 I think "half-bright" is a tad generous. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:34:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950008088 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950001862 It was once said that Newt is the dumb person's smart person. Rand is the crazy person's sane person. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:06:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950001862 http://wonkette.com/575257/florida-congress-man-texas-is-so-crazy-you-cant-even-have-all-the-dildos#IDComment948460506 The law apparently exempts penis extenders. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:14:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575257/florida-congress-man-texas-is-so-crazy-you-cant-even-have-all-the-dildos#IDComment948460506 http://wonkette.com/575257/florida-congress-man-texas-is-so-crazy-you-cant-even-have-all-the-dildos#IDComment948460206 It's only a matter of time until Rick Perry, or Louie, or one of the other esteemed Texans point out that Florida is America's wang. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:12:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575257/florida-congress-man-texas-is-so-crazy-you-cant-even-have-all-the-dildos#IDComment948460206 http://wonkette.com/574349/morning-maddow-american-family-association-fires-most-embarrassing-hater-bryan-fischer#IDComment945941790 Actually, my money was on bestiality, with a chicken. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 14:12:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574349/morning-maddow-american-family-association-fires-most-embarrassing-hater-bryan-fischer#IDComment945941790 http://wonkette.com/572195/conservatives-will-fix-stupid-framers-dumb-constitution#IDComment941912674 LaMalfa? Isn't that Egg Romney's horse? Fri, 16 Jan 2015 16:05:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572195/conservatives-will-fix-stupid-framers-dumb-constitution#IDComment941912674 http://wonkette.com/572534/morning-maddow-the-moon-is-a-planet-no-its-a-star-is-it-a-star-video#IDComment941910079 Nazis. You should check out a movie called "Iron Sky." The premise is that the Nazis fled the planet after WW II and settled on the dark side of the moon, plotting their return to earth. The president of the United States, a Sarah Palin-like person, sends astronauts to the moon to bolster her sagging poll numbers, one of them, of course, being black to get her numbers up among black voters. (Slogan: Black to the Moon!) And then, it gets weird... Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:55:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572534/morning-maddow-the-moon-is-a-planet-no-its-a-star-is-it-a-star-video#IDComment941910079 http://wonkette.com/572534/morning-maddow-the-moon-is-a-planet-no-its-a-star-is-it-a-star-video#IDComment941895979 I heard that the moon was like a big pizza pie. Mmmmmmmm...pizza... Fri, 16 Jan 2015 14:58:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572534/morning-maddow-the-moon-is-a-planet-no-its-a-star-is-it-a-star-video#IDComment941895979 http://wonkette.com/572338/texas-and-virginia-lawmakers-will-defeat-the-homosexuals-this-time-goldurnit#IDComment941578954 Jesus, Cecil, just come out already. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 15:31:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572338/texas-and-virginia-lawmakers-will-defeat-the-homosexuals-this-time-goldurnit#IDComment941578954 http://wonkette.com/572363/deadbeat-pro-lifey-loser-ex-congressjerk-joe-walsh-cant-wait-for-terrorists-to-kill-everyone-on-tv#IDComment941548551 I hate the fucking Eagles. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 13:35:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572363/deadbeat-pro-lifey-loser-ex-congressjerk-joe-walsh-cant-wait-for-terrorists-to-kill-everyone-on-tv#IDComment941548551 http://wonkette.com/571420/gop-house-fixes-all-nations-problems-on-first-day-back-by-banning-abortion-again#IDComment939022195 Now that's crazy talk. The Second Amendment gives Americans the right to shoot 12 year olds. And spanking? It's more like enhanced parenting. Thu, 8 Jan 2015 15:59:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571420/gop-house-fixes-all-nations-problems-on-first-day-back-by-banning-abortion-again#IDComment939022195 http://wonkette.com/571431/take-this-quiz-to-find-out-if-youre-a-real-conservative-or-a-stupid-liberal-who-hates-america#IDComment938982372 And here I thought the biggest phallus on that show the Donald. Live and learn... Thu, 8 Jan 2015 13:47:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571431/take-this-quiz-to-find-out-if-youre-a-real-conservative-or-a-stupid-liberal-who-hates-america#IDComment938982372 http://wonkette.com/570959/new-house-speaker-louie-gohmert-will-fix-america-depose-dumb-drunk-rino-john-boehner#IDComment937789517 The bottom keeps getting lower and lower. One would think that chicken fucking was about about as low as it could get, but no... Mon, 5 Jan 2015 15:12:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570959/new-house-speaker-louie-gohmert-will-fix-america-depose-dumb-drunk-rino-john-boehner#IDComment937789517 http://wonkette.com/570959/new-house-speaker-louie-gohmert-will-fix-america-depose-dumb-drunk-rino-john-boehner#IDComment937772650 Would somebody please tell these people that "Idiocracy" was not a documentary? Mon, 5 Jan 2015 14:21:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570959/new-house-speaker-louie-gohmert-will-fix-america-depose-dumb-drunk-rino-john-boehner#IDComment937772650 http://wonkette.com/570127/derp-roundup-zombie-baby-jesus-edition#IDComment933009926 Exactly. Always makes we weep to watch someone pour perfectly good whiskey in milk. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 17:16:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570127/derp-roundup-zombie-baby-jesus-edition#IDComment933009926 http://wonkette.com/570168/deleted-comment-of-the-holiday-season-get-your-jews-out-of-my-sacred-baby-festival#IDComment933008498 I was planning on cooking a huge dinner for my family tomorrow, but for some reason, I now feel like going out for Chinese. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 17:12:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570168/deleted-comment-of-the-holiday-season-get-your-jews-out-of-my-sacred-baby-festival#IDComment933008498 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment933005414 Christmas dinner is going to be fun, what with all of the forced rectal feeding. That ham is going to hurt someone. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 17:04:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment933005414 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment933003597 I thought Jeebus was more of a Fillet-O-Fish guy, what with all of the fishes and loaves. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 16:58:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment933003597 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment932998363 'round here, the preferred nomenclature is "butt-porking." Wed, 24 Dec 2014 16:43:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment932998363