CessnaDriver

CessnaDriver

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298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 2 replies · +13 points

Twice. They tell people in medicine to wash for two stanzas.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Politico Wins The Morn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Henry got his clocked cleaned by Le Duc To.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Thank Rick Perry... · 0 replies · +5 points

They do want to bring back child labor and outlaw the minimum wage.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Terrorist N... · 0 replies · +5 points

Damn, that was subtle.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vermont Proposes Offic... · 0 replies · +4 points

môjimuk wigwôm Yankee (the translator didn't have the Abenaki word for scum)

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vermont Proposes Offic... · 0 replies · +1 points

Some of these have to be tounge in cheek. Did anyone else notice the Monty Python reference in the "smurt peepo" section?

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vermont Proposes Offic... · 0 replies · +1 points

The one tank that got destroyed in the "thunder run" through Baghdad in 2003: stenciled on the gun barrel was the phrase "Cahones Es".

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vermont Proposes Offic... · 0 replies · +1 points

Tell 'em it's how the founding fathers and the Talibunny do it....for freedumb!

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vermont Proposes Offic... · 0 replies · +4 points

Wouldn't that be "Carpe Carpum". Perhaps "Carpe Ichthium".

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida Tries To Ban T... · 1 reply · +10 points

First rule of sex pics/sex tapes: Don't make sex pics or sex tapes.

Second rule of sex pics/sex tapes: Go back to rule #1.