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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Lady Wingnut Has Had I... · 0 replies · +4 points

Clearly, dese bitches n' hoes that are getting hit and shit? Get a better defensive coordinator! Work on your offense, Run a flea-flicker from your FM pumps to his nutsack. Cowgirl up, dammit!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Profiles In Revenge: G... · 0 replies · +14 points

Oh Virginia! Sheeeeee-it!! This is supposed to happen in Merlin with the crabs and Old Bay seasoning!!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +7 points

I hope my future predecessors appreciate all that I have done for them. Sistah Sarah's lucky future predecessors can look forward to inheriting her ability to apply cosmetics to swine and quitting halfway through. Mama Grizzly rides again, you librul lamestream media lovers. Mayer, Stewart, Colbert and Oliver rejoice!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Said Jon ... · 1 reply · +5 points

Explosive Nipples would be a great name for a rock band!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Couple Of Idiots Have ... · 0 replies · +27 points

I know a lot about this subject because I was with my brother at a bar in Georgetown back in the notoriously pro-gay 1970's. What happened in that bar? A Redskin player named Dave Kopay hit on my shorter, older, less attractive brother. I think Dave liked blondes. He did have a thing with wide receiver (ha-ha!!) Jerry Smith. Kopay came out in 1975, and wrote a book in '77. Jerry Smith was a former all-pro who died of AIDS. Michael Sam will do just fine. A few idiots might mess with him, but he's a pretty big boy. Rush Limbaugh is a disgusting maggot of a festering mass of despicable ooze, and I believe a very big boy who actually likes little boys.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kopay

The bar was Winston's on M St in Georgetown, if you really must know.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Love Letter To My Ne... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yay. More delicious prose from Kaili's vagina! I love Kaili's vagina, and I'm pronouncing it Kay-Lee. I'm also pronouncing it Va-Jie-Nuh. I grew up in Virginia, and I've grown to love Kaili's vagina. Yay.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Princeton Mom Plus Fox... · 1 reply · +3 points

Of course! Well, unless it's actually KD Lang in drag. Either way, I really want a backstage pass. Liz, hook a brutha up??:)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Princeton Mom Plus Fox... · 4 replies · +10 points

Good advice on that album, Liz. I'm a equal opportunity guy, though, so I'm totally in favor of Cunnilingus and Tiramisu day too. C'mon, fair is fair and sometimes a lady deserves a good sound tongue lashing!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Princeton Mom Plus Fox... · 6 replies · +7 points

High in protein, and good for your skin, Liz. Doesn't your song say it all? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdNyAXY8mxg

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Princeton Mom Plus Fox... · 11 replies · +27 points

Shouldn't every day be steak and a blowjob day?

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