LinzPhair

LinzPhair

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Being A Bi... · 0 replies · +3 points

If Arizona decides to go punk with the death penalty... Never mind the bollocks, Here's the Firing Squad.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Motorcade For Imperial... · 0 replies · +15 points

From the GOP cut to the chase line of undergarments. Now with more tacks to accentuate the butthurt.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Now if they could just get a handle on these hip new social media tools like teh Twitters and spy glasses.....

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +27 points

They have really limited choices in entertainment. If forced to choose, I suppose I'll take a delicate cornholing followed by some radiation. This carnival sucks.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin On Speed: ... · 1 reply · +13 points

Hahahahahahaha... Okay can I amend my choice to "Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin On Speed: ... · 6 replies · +16 points

"Everytime You Go Away" by Hall & Oates

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Cheery 'Operation Save... · 2 replies · +9 points

At past Gay Pride Parades in NOLA, drag queen amazons have run interference between parade goers and protesters. They used civility and shiny dresses to diffuse tense situations cuz fabulous! Maybe the sisters could be persuaded to intervene in these kinds of abortions.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Said Jon ... · 3 replies · +18 points

The good news is that she would only provide 12 hours of footage.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Someone Reminded Idaho... · 3 replies · +33 points

Why do Native Americans hate American Nativists?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Black And White Is The... · 1 reply · +5 points

Little known fact. Sheriff William Federspiel is the Anna Wintour of the Michigan penal system. Next season he's declaring ankle monitors the new aviators.