en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3449172 Comments by 2_Small_2_Bail http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/new-hostess-owners-infallible-business-plan-zach-galifianakis-and-healthy-twinkies/#IDComment594625874 Twinkies - the secret to getting a comedian's body. Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:28:15 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/new-hostess-owners-infallible-business-plan-zach-galifianakis-and-healthy-twinkies/#IDComment594625874 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/george-soros-reserves-his-strength-to-plow-through-as-many-women-as-possible-not-to-throw-lamps-at-them-like-they-do-to-him/#IDComment593635037 I'm still out there having "physically intimate" relationships with tonnes of babes every single day. The stance in this lawsuit is 100% precedent setting so all other broads with these ideas know what they're up against if they're looking for a big post-coital payout. I'm marrying the other one because I lost my head and banged her one too many times for a slightly longer time period than I should have...aka she could have some common law claims unless I get her to sign an iron-clad pre-nup...which I have to marry her to get her to do. Pimpin' ain't easy. -G. Soros Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:28:10 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/george-soros-reserves-his-strength-to-plow-through-as-many-women-as-possible-not-to-throw-lamps-at-them-like-they-do-to-him/#IDComment593635037 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/happy-valentines-day-youre-all-going-to-die-alone/#IDComment571234757 You thought that much about saving $5? You are obviously raking in huge coin. My guess is your 5 neatly folded $100 bills are the "rent" that you pay mom and dad. Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:21:12 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/happy-valentines-day-youre-all-going-to-die-alone/#IDComment571234757 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/eliot-spitzers-liason-to-the-hooker-world-announces-plan-to-run-for-mayor-of-new-york/#IDComment545039202 Making the Magic Happen: Kristen Davis 2014 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:02:50 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/eliot-spitzers-liason-to-the-hooker-world-announces-plan-to-run-for-mayor-of-new-york/#IDComment545039202 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/rbs-those-libor-fines-dont-pay-for-themselves/#IDComment541529070 We're going back to our roots to try to turn this thing around. We're going to give everyone steeds, jousting sticks, and armor for a bonus this year to remind them of a simpler time....wait, no money for that? OK scrap that...we'll just have everyone run at each other with their putters. -RBS Comp Committee Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:41:50 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/rbs-those-libor-fines-dont-pay-for-themselves/#IDComment541529070 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/12/john-paulson-doesnt-need-your-pity/#IDComment512197332 Potential Investor: You've had a rough couple of years John. How about I help you pump your AUM a bit for 1 and 10? JP: I will literally murder you if you ever mention that again. Get the fuck out. Thu, 6 Dec 2012 19:59:40 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/12/john-paulson-doesnt-need-your-pity/#IDComment512197332 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/sac-capital-invites-investors-to-gather-round-for-a-chat/#IDComment502719790 "I'm going to open the call up with a little shout out to Matt. He's taking one for the team here and we all respect him for it. At the end of the day, I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." -SAC Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:35:44 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/sac-capital-invites-investors-to-gather-round-for-a-chat/#IDComment502719790 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/google-bonds-probably-not-going-to-replace-treasuries-any-time-soon/#IDComment483516505 Forget debt. Our dividends are safer than US Treasuries. -Exxon "Big Daddy" Mobil Thu, 8 Nov 2012 00:18:22 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/google-bonds-probably-not-going-to-replace-treasuries-any-time-soon/#IDComment483516505 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/caption-contest-friday-stephen-schwarzman-struggles-to-get-into-the-halloween-spirit/#IDComment478163144 Chirstine, Next time tell me what the costume is instead of just laying it's components on the bed sweetheart. I saw the mask and shaved a Z in my pubes. Thu, 1 Nov 2012 22:27:28 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/caption-contest-friday-stephen-schwarzman-struggles-to-get-into-the-halloween-spirit/#IDComment478163144 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/moore-capital-co-cio-retiring-because-trading-just-doesnt-get-him-jacked-up-like-it-used-to/#IDComment466277508 Taking people's money doesn't interest me anymore. The good news is my complexion allows for a smooth transition into blood. Wed, 17 Oct 2012 22:07:57 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/moore-capital-co-cio-retiring-because-trading-just-doesnt-get-him-jacked-up-like-it-used-to/#IDComment466277508 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/vikram-pandit-and-citigroup-not-yet-on-same-page-re-who-dumped-whom/#IDComment465307771 Fire the CEO and fire the guy who decided to pay him a $1 salary. -You get what you pay for Quant Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:09:08 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/vikram-pandit-and-citigroup-not-yet-on-same-page-re-who-dumped-whom/#IDComment465307771 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/jpmorgans-security-team-almost-didnt-let-this-happen/#IDComment455567117 Next time, please clarify what is expected of us when you get off the bus. I'm so flustered. -Fist-Grabbing High-Five Quant Thu, 4 Oct 2012 22:16:58 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/jpmorgans-security-team-almost-didnt-let-this-happen/#IDComment455567117 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/dominique-strauss-kahn-is-no-longer-single-still-ready-to-mingle/#IDComment438810148 When you get caught getting a hummer in the oval office and convince the first lady and Secretary of State it's NBD, come talk to me. -B Clinton Old Guy Game Quant Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:39:18 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/dominique-strauss-kahn-is-no-longer-single-still-ready-to-mingle/#IDComment438810148 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/hooters-ceo-thinks-dark-wood-paneling-is-the-reason-you-dont-bring-your-wife-female-colleagues-around/#IDComment437958768 If your server had her rack expensed, you probably can't expense lunch. Tough but fair. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:58:18 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/hooters-ceo-thinks-dark-wood-paneling-is-the-reason-you-dont-bring-your-wife-female-colleagues-around/#IDComment437958768 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/bob-rubin-didnt-see-that-pool-over-there/#IDComment435705103 I like to party. So I like my Treasury Secretaries to like to party. -Bill Clinton Thu, 6 Sep 2012 20:59:44 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/bob-rubin-didnt-see-that-pool-over-there/#IDComment435705103 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/new-barclays-ceo-may-or-may-not-have-the-balls-to-take-an-ax-to-bob-diamonds-baby-says-guy/#IDComment431185700 Translation: I want all investment bankers to lose their jobs so I can feel better about starting my own company with no clients, creating my own title, and regretting every day that I couldn't think of a cooler name than Olive Tree. Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:33:04 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/new-barclays-ceo-may-or-may-not-have-the-balls-to-take-an-ax-to-bob-diamonds-baby-says-guy/#IDComment431185700 https://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/jpmorgan-would-be-in-a-helluva-lot-better-shape-if-jamie-dimon-would-take-four-months-vacation-each-year-says-guy/#IDComment430762364 I'll admit that I don't have a wife and kids so maybe it's not that bad...however I was more thinking of the following when I presented the initial equation: Bars & Strip Clubs > Disneyland Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:24:10 +0000 https://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/jpmorgan-would-be-in-a-helluva-lot-better-shape-if-jamie-dimon-would-take-four-months-vacation-each-year-says-guy/#IDComment430762364 https://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/jpmorgan-would-be-in-a-helluva-lot-better-shape-if-jamie-dimon-would-take-four-months-vacation-each-year-says-guy/#IDComment430741760 But if you go on actual vacation you have to bring your family... Business Trips > Actual Vacations Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:35:53 +0000 https://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/jpmorgan-would-be-in-a-helluva-lot-better-shape-if-jamie-dimon-would-take-four-months-vacation-each-year-says-guy/#IDComment430741760 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/carl-icahns-cvr-energy-tactics-are-already-paying-off/#IDComment430083665 Having poison pill clauses drafted and implemented spefically for you will always be killin' it at the Corporate Raiders Club. Tue, 28 Aug 2012 20:45:27 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/carl-icahns-cvr-energy-tactics-are-already-paying-off/#IDComment430083665 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/if-you-work-at-jpmorgan-and-are-thinking-about-losing-a-few-billion-take-note/#IDComment421161285 Oh you want proof? It was too graphic...but trust me on this one...it happened. -J. Dimon Seal Team 6 Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:53:59 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/08/if-you-work-at-jpmorgan-and-are-thinking-about-losing-a-few-billion-take-note/#IDComment421161285