I put 'deep' in quotes for a reason. 4chan is deep internet to the general public. Anyone who's been around for a while knows that it isn't, of course.

Aw man, of all the people it had to be, it had to be Woody Harrelson, my favorite actor. He's one of the only actors I'd actually see a film for. My life is crashing down around me.

This beats Nyan Cat by a longshot.

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Oh lord, I hope those girls weren't absolutely devastated.

I know that there are many more subtilties to the vampire community, as there are in any community, but I can only write so much before an article turns into an academic thesis. I'm not attempting to write objectively; this is a blog after all, and I am simply trying to relay information in an entertaining manner. I do more than enough objective writing in my academic papers. I'm sure that vampires come in all shapes and sizes, but the vast majority of self-proclaimed 'vampyres' subscribe to a certain look and lifestyle that is easy to report upon. Go to nearly any vampire blog or informational site- it is most likely to be a color scheme of black and red or black and some sort of bright color. I have been lucky enough to visit a vampire convention, and I must say that there is a definite binding look and vibe that the vampires within subscribe to. I know that many people within this subculture and others are against judgement, but it would be foolish to say that there is no resounding vampire 'look' or stereotype. I didn't write this article in an attempt to rally up hate- everybody has some sort of strange belief worth poking fun at, and it does people good to laugh at them. In this series, I will be covering a large amount of subcultures, some of which I actually enjoy, and I hope that people find them funny and informative instead of taking them to heart and expressing hatred, or becoming offended.

As for vampirism itself, I must ask the vampires- instead of attaching the label 'vampire' to yourself, why don't you visit a doctor for your problem? If there is no scientifically known explanation for your condition, then there is a chance that scientists will want to study you and therefore bring your deficiency issues into a more socially acceptable light.

HAIL JESUS EVERYDAY!

Just another resident of Autism Towne.

Noooooo! How will I do my Naked Lunch reenactment now?

Says the one with a Family Guy avatar. Lol.