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8 years ago @ The Toast - Who's Afraid of Gooey ... · 0 replies · +15 points

Oh fuck me, I had completely blocked Gooey Gus from my memory due to terrified hatred (combined with having blocked the latter episodes of Ghostwriter, sorry Casey and Hector but you just didn't cut the mustard.)

Anything that wraps you in a cocoon was awful to me. I also used to have nightmares about those cotton candy cocoons from Killer Clowns from Outer Space, a film which as an adult isn't even remotely scary.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +15 points

The best thing I've ever eaten is too hard to pin down this morning, but I can tell you the best salad I've ever eaten (yes!) It's a steakhouse salad I get like once a week at a local restaurant, which is a healthy piece of sirloin grilled to order (so RARE AS BLOOD), your standard mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, crispy fried shallots, chopped up roasted asparagus when it's in season, ROASTED POTATOES (did you know you could put potatoes on a salad???) and a blue cheese horseradish vinaigrette which I think is basically a red wine vinaigrette with blue cheese and horseradish but it's prefect stuff. I have dreams about this salad.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Characters I Have Inap... · 0 replies · +7 points

I mean, yes but also he was working with his father in law to gentrify the neighborhood, skyrocket rent prices, and take out a homeless tent city with no plan or inclination towards putting shelter space or any services in the neighborhood anywhere so that they could build a probably over-priced recording studio.

Like, yeah they should have paid their rent? But Benny was also a fucking dick.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +1 points

Not in the wilderness but this Concord Museum video has him positively lumberjacked

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

Apparently they brought in Tracie Egan to launch Broadly. So. You can all do with that info what you will.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Scenes From The Divorc... · 0 replies · +14 points

I have watched that one and it's amazing and weird and Squints coaches the Squints pharmacy team. I don't remember Wendy being mentioned at all so I'm choosing to believe she really did run off to Malibu.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Argument About "... · 1 reply · +65 points

Faith was Buffy's only decent love interest and that is upsetting.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Syllabus For The Cours... · 0 replies · +25 points

We Americans have many things, we even drink tea here!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +12 points

I like that he says, "She was clearly a great musician with a great ear." No duh, Cary, thank you for clarifying with your firsthand knowledge.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Sorry I Murdered Every... · 0 replies · +9 points

I've always been curious to find out my Meyers-Briggs type/propensity for murder but I've never actually made it through one of the many internet tests I've started without saying, "Eh, fuck it." I also think I might murder a few more people if I were less lazy, so I guess the test really works!