lordworpeltinger

lordworpeltinger

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293 weeks ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +3 points

OR: someone kind could you know type out the alt text for others to read and post it under thier own reactions.
Alt-Text: Now we will never see if the inflatable crayon is mightier than the inflatable sword.

294 weeks ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +2 points

Looks like something out of a Dr Suess book to me.

295 weeks ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +2 points

Cake of Ecstasy?

319 weeks ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +3 points

the vote incentive is good.. confusing Ursala and confirming those are voodoo dolls 'Teeny' makes.

341 weeks ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 2 replies · +7 points

the dream wthin a dream thing is called "Recursiveness' Just to say so.

341 weeks ago @ Broken Plot Device - Hug at your Own Risk · 0 replies · +1 points

true, but I'd imagine that the show is in a place that has more equality in sports. Just keepin mind that in the amazing race they had melon launching slingshots, which is highly illegal in my town, and building one will get you 3 years minimum for 'construction of a weapon larger than one foot in length.'

342 weeks ago @ Broken Plot Device - Hug at your Own Risk · 2 replies · +1 points

well in my area it's a woman's sport and any males asking about roller derby is told "GO PLAY FRICKIN FOOTBALL!" in less kind terms. They're more than welcome to watch and spend money on the sport as long as they aren't playing it.

343 weeks ago @ Broken Plot Device - Hug at your Own Risk · 4 replies · +2 points

If I had a Rollerderby team (which is nigh impossible due to the fact the sport is girls only) I'd love to have someone light on their feet and heavy in the hip check *CRASH!* I helped manage one team due to being the ex boyfriend of the trainer, the girls didn't like a male being there until they found out it was hard to hit or slow me down when skating. I was there to teach them how to anticipate moves blindly, and this was driven home with me wearing blinders and holding a ball that They were supposed to take from me. I took the ball fourteen laps before losing it to a girl grabbing the nearest padded cone and clocking me with it. Needless to say she was disqualified from the next 140 matches or ten years which ever came first.

343 weeks ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +2 points

Well I tried applying to a fast food place and was told "I'm sorry but you are the wrong gender to work this establishment." and it was just fast food, not Hooters or other places that slightly objectify women, it was a burger and fries place.
Then I applied for Janitor for the local school, which lacked a janitor for 8 years, got told that the school has a no male policy and was shown it which somehow survived lawsuits on the grounds of protecting the children... though not sure that's correct with them having to scrub toilets themselves....

355 weeks ago @ Broken Plot Device - Is Maxine gonna have t... · 1 reply · +4 points

"Kill now, smoke later" or to paraphrase the Smokeoff:
And she reaches 'cross the table and grabs his bulky sleeves
And she crumbles his body between her hands like dried and brittle leaves
Just a flickin' out his teeth and bones, like, like useless stems and seeds
And then she rolls him in a Zig Zag and lights him like a roach
And the lion dude with the coolest moves goes up in a puff of smoke