lordworpeltinger
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10 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +3 points
Alt-Text: Now we will never see if the inflatable crayon is mightier than the inflatable sword.
10 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +2 points
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11 years ago @ Broken Plot Device - Hug at your Own Risk · 0 replies · +1 points
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11 years ago @ Broken Plot Device - Hug at your Own Risk · 4 replies · +2 points
11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +2 points
Then I applied for Janitor for the local school, which lacked a janitor for 8 years, got told that the school has a no male policy and was shown it which somehow survived lawsuits on the grounds of protecting the children... though not sure that's correct with them having to scrub toilets themselves....
12 years ago @ Broken Plot Device - Is Maxine gonna have t... · 1 reply · +4 points
And she reaches 'cross the table and grabs his bulky sleeves
And she crumbles his body between her hands like dried and brittle leaves
Just a flickin' out his teeth and bones, like, like useless stems and seeds
And then she rolls him in a Zig Zag and lights him like a roach
And the lion dude with the coolest moves goes up in a puff of smoke