en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/815698 Comments by lordworpeltinger http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/05/04#IDComment635146251 OR: someone kind could you know type out the alt text for others to read and post it under thier own reactions. Alt-Text: Now we will never see if the inflatable crayon is mightier than the inflatable sword. Sat, 4 May 2013 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/05/04#IDComment635146251 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/04/25#IDComment627983139 Looks like something out of a Dr Suess book to me. Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:13:24 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/04/25#IDComment627983139 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/04/21#IDComment624691402 Cake of Ecstasy? Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:23:38 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/04/21#IDComment624691402 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2012/11/02#IDComment478746095 the vote incentive is good.. confusing Ursala and confirming those are voodoo dolls 'Teeny' makes. Fri, 2 Nov 2012 15:31:51 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2012/11/02#IDComment478746095 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/copperroad/2012/04/02#IDComment369053623 the dream wthin a dream thing is called "Recursiveness' Just to say so. Mon, 28 May 2012 19:29:08 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/copperroad/2012/04/02#IDComment369053623 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/05/18/hug-at-your-own-risk/#IDComment368914618 true, but I'd imagine that the show is in a place that has more equality in sports. Just keepin mind that in the amazing race they had melon launching slingshots, which is highly illegal in my town, and building one will get you 3 years minimum for 'construction of a weapon larger than one foot in length.' Mon, 28 May 2012 14:19:58 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/05/18/hug-at-your-own-risk/#IDComment368914618 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/05/18/hug-at-your-own-risk/#IDComment365161785 well in my area it's a woman's sport and any males asking about roller derby is told "GO PLAY FRICKIN FOOTBALL!" in less kind terms. They're more than welcome to watch and spend money on the sport as long as they aren't playing it. Tue, 22 May 2012 18:46:49 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/05/18/hug-at-your-own-risk/#IDComment365161785 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/05/18/hug-at-your-own-risk/#IDComment362637243 If I had a Rollerderby team (which is nigh impossible due to the fact the sport is girls only) I'd love to have someone light on their feet and heavy in the hip check *CRASH!* I helped manage one team due to being the ex boyfriend of the trainer, the girls didn't like a male being there until they found out it was hard to hit or slow me down when skating. I was there to teach them how to anticipate moves blindly, and this was driven home with me wearing blinders and holding a ball that They were supposed to take from me. I took the ball fourteen laps before losing it to a girl grabbing the nearest padded cone and clocking me with it. Needless to say she was disqualified from the next 140 matches or ten years which ever came first. Fri, 18 May 2012 13:06:02 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/05/18/hug-at-your-own-risk/#IDComment362637243 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2012/05/13#IDComment362625323 Well I tried applying to a fast food place and was told "I'm sorry but you are the wrong gender to work this establishment." and it was just fast food, not Hooters or other places that slightly objectify women, it was a burger and fries place. Then I applied for Janitor for the local school, which lacked a janitor for 8 years, got told that the school has a no male policy and was shown it which somehow survived lawsuits on the grounds of protecting the children... though not sure that's correct with them having to scrub toilets themselves.... Fri, 18 May 2012 12:47:19 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2012/05/13#IDComment362625323 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/02/24/is-maxine-gonna-have-to-choke-a-bitch/#IDComment300792530 "Kill now, smoke later" or to paraphrase the Smokeoff: And she reaches 'cross the table and grabs his bulky sleeves And she crumbles his body between her hands like dried and brittle leaves Just a flickin' out his teeth and bones, like, like useless stems and seeds And then she rolls him in a Zig Zag and lights him like a roach And the lion dude with the coolest moves goes up in a puff of smoke Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:33:42 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2012/02/24/is-maxine-gonna-have-to-choke-a-bitch/#IDComment300792530 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/26/are-you-ok/#IDComment186867649 Awww *snuggles Sunni* it's okay, it's not real Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:39:49 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/26/are-you-ok/#IDComment186867649 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/17/fists-out-of-water/#IDComment184125314 ever been in one with sharks(on commission staff)? It's like an island with sharks... sharks that has excellent breath control and strong fins to get on land.... Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:12:52 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/17/fists-out-of-water/#IDComment184125314 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/08/hard-knocks-tech-support/#IDComment181635380 actually Duct tape will often say "Not for use on ducts" lulwhut? then why call it Duct tape if not for ducts? Tue, 9 Aug 2011 18:41:04 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/08/hard-knocks-tech-support/#IDComment181635380 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/05/what/#IDComment181620723 actually from what I can understand, those cheek spots are about where the tympanic membranes would be on an iguana... little forwards but about right when anthropomorphizing a iguana Tue, 9 Aug 2011 17:46:59 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/08/05/what/#IDComment181620723 http://www.precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=879#IDComment180709106 Rule #12: If it's from your Dad's room, it is not a toy. Rule #13: Mommy's things are not toys either. Rule #14: The roof is not for flight tests. Sat, 6 Aug 2011 17:57:30 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=879#IDComment180709106 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=878#IDComment179717900 personally, I'd like to get a description, not a picture of said birthmark. Like "Its on her butt and looks like a pony" sort of thing.... but then again I might regret knowing . Wed, 3 Aug 2011 12:42:51 +0000 http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=878#IDComment179717900 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/07/22/its-not-easy-being-this-amazing/#IDComment176613388 sort of "oh crap crap crap in a fedora hat!" XD Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:59:41 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/07/22/its-not-easy-being-this-amazing/#IDComment176613388 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/07/22/its-not-easy-being-this-amazing/#IDComment176609513 I'd love to get that shirt. It's a cool one for technerds like me Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:43:33 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/07/22/its-not-easy-being-this-amazing/#IDComment176609513 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/07/20/shhh-be-vewy-vewy-quiet/#IDComment175651673 Hope he doesn't take it out on sunny, I'd hate for him to become sylver-ka-bobs on those nails. Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:45:06 +0000 http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2011/07/20/shhh-be-vewy-vewy-quiet/#IDComment175651673 http://www.precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=857#IDComment173177874 Even better: she's doing this in a ridiculously over-the-top southern accent. Alt text and I agree with it Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:52:01 +0000 http://www.precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=857#IDComment173177874