OH GOD how I need the second one to be true
it is a positive move tho
ugh ugh ugh I actually have been meaning to FB message you my darling
Toasties, this will be my last NYE in the US. I am moving back to Australia, and so are the Ex and the BergyBits. I am happy/nervous/excited/sad.
Tonight, I will either be giving fizzy Australian candy to stoned people, or eating cheese & crackers at home alone. I'm pretty happy either way tbh.
This is where I remind everyone that I was almost named Brunhilde, after the Queen of the Valkyries. Mum vetoed it, luckily. I might be able to carry off the Sneering Warrior Maiden look now, but as a child I'd have been hopeless.
Jayaaaaaaaa. <33333333 (that is my heart swelling as I read this)
This is so real and so recognizable. Were you nervous to have people read it?
Oh, oh. This is funny, but also hurts my heart - well done.
I love you guys, I knew you weren't doing anything wrong or bad intentionally, and frankly I'm disappointed that so many people were ready to hang you out to dry over such an obviously leading, poisonous little blog post.