cosetthetable

cosetthetable

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1,516 comments posted · 11 followers · following 3

8 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +21 points

I would prefer not to.

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +39 points

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +39 points

Classic Boston area Toastie moment:

I am distracted by a conversation on one end of a table. I look up to see the other half of the table staring pointedly at me, with about half of their hands raised. I am confused. Turned out we were doing a poll of how many people at our table went to Smith and between me being me in person, as well as me having introduced myself by my username, the other half of the table knew I was a Smithie.

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +49 points

I am one of the More People who showed up later, I loved meeting all of you that I met, you are all perfect and beautiful and lovely.

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +37 points

omg, this is so my thing. I can rant forEVER about not just the motorcade route after Mrs. Landingham's funeral, but also the camera angles in which we can see it from the Cathedral. (shortest version, no, and also no.)

8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 1 reply · +47 points

"After careful consideration, you have decided not to become a Dark Lord."

"You once fulfilled an ancient prophecy and overturned gender expectations at the same time."

For me, these two are related.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Redheads: A Personal H... · 0 replies · +82 points

If this story had been 100% an excuse to post that picture of the two of you in the heart costumes, with no content whatsoever, just some sort of lorem gingersum content, it still would have been worth it.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 0 replies · +9 points

It turns out it's sort of difficult to distinguish between Lesbian Finishing School and School of Many Waterfalls without being needlessly insulting to the latter.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 3 replies · +18 points

funny* story once upon a time in comments braak thought i wouldn't possibly know about TINY COLLEGE and instead it turns out we know people in common even though we didn't overlap (i went to Lesbian Finishing School down the road)

*not funny ha-ha so much as.... okay, not really funny. maybe "fun"? WHATEVER DON'T JUDGE ME

8 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 1 reply · +9 points

... you co-invented cloaks? ;P