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362 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Forces A... · 0 replies · +2 points

So, my husband and I are watching the PBS Newshour and a story about Judge Moore. And my husband asks, "Is this the Ten Commandments guy?" and I say, "I don't know, but I bet Wonkette will." And lo! Wonkette got me the answer in very few nanoseconds.

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here's Your MMMM Delic... · 0 replies · +1 points

OK, so I'm watching football and idly perusing Wonkette's recipe hub. Lo, what's a Cherpumple? And that leads me off on an odyssey that finally lands me at this fact: They aren't called Fig Newtons anymore. What?!? Nope, they're now just "Newtons." And so another piece of childhood is lost: "Darn tootin', I like Fig Newtons!"

You're welcome for the earworm.

And I love Wonkette for just this sort of odyssey.

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Was Someon... · 0 replies · +12 points

It's easy to write off Time and the American "Thinker," but the Smithsonian? The list is a joke (L. Ron Hubbard is in the religious figures section) and I'm terribly disappointed in the entire endeavor. Harrumph.

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Was Someon... · 0 replies · +9 points

He has written many posts on them! (The boobs. It’s like he just can’t help it.)

When I read this I saw this perv writing on Trix's boobs with a Sharpie. I'm sorry! I really couldn't help it, Trix!

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 2 replies · +17 points

Early on in Swanson's "analysis," I thought it sounded like a college freshman's book report. Then I got to this sentence: "Or does Mark Twain prevaricate, equivocate, fabricate, and calumniate as much as Huck lies?"

Swanson hauled out his thesaurus to increase his word, page, syllable, or bullshit count. Yep, the work of a college freshman.

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Erase 2014 And Start 2... · 0 replies · +4 points

Sometimes I don't have anything to say about a post. I just like it. So, here's an upfist F. Chesterfield for an inspiring post!

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chuck C. Johnson In Mi... · 5 replies · +13 points

Here is one reason I love Wonkette. I would not otherwise read this fabulous insult in a link: a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Women In Tech: When Wi... · 0 replies · +15 points

Honestly, I cannot believe we're still fighting this fight. When I was in college & grad school in the 70s in a field that was male-dominated, we women were pleased that we were making progress. And we did make progress, dammit! What the hell is going on now? I'm in IT now (wasn't back then) and I'm astonished that people are still raising such assholes.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays with the Chris... · 0 replies · +11 points

I'd started to find Swanson tedious, so I was looking forward to his take on Twain. Silly me.

371 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 1 reply · +4 points

I think the think the "something very bad" that happened in the 17th century was Megan Fox's dragons. Now there's a hot couple for you!