Beattitudes

Beattitudes

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475 weeks ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Has Fun... · 0 replies · +1 points

basically....

Signed, transplanted NY'er trying to escape...

538 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dumb Ape Who Sings Foo... · 0 replies · +3 points

No worries not like he will lose any part of his vast empire, I hear his next gig is singing lead with these guys which is more in line with his rich heritage and vast talents:
http://youtu.be/FQ5ob9B9yD4

546 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liveblogging the Ames ... · 0 replies · +11 points

soylent green - stimulating the economy to the bitter end...

564 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shutdown To Preclude C... · 0 replies · +7 points

the Kaiser?

564 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy Government Shutd... · 0 replies · +29 points

at midnight 4 little girls will come out and sing and Mothra will fly in and save the day....which is about as plausible as the alternatives..might be slightly more entertaining though...

564 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin Wingnut-Just... · 3 replies · +67 points

Stevie Wonder saw this one coming....

569 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Police Ordered To Capt... · 0 replies · +15 points

silver bullets and garlic no longer effective apparently,

569 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Black College Republic... · 0 replies · +11 points

Dude sounds like gay howard cosell.....sorry couldnt make it through entire clip, my dog wouldnt stop whining for some reason

570 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin Assembly Vot... · 0 replies · +8 points

not in SC it isn't...and never will be according to our fair guv'nor..

571 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jefferson Davis To Be ... · 1 reply · +13 points

All this hootneany for folks that are clearly in the grips of a bdsm fetish just go play in a dungeon like everyone else

Pushes flogger back under sofa