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Wonkette : South Carolina Has Fun New Idea: Jail Officials Who Implement Obamacare

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:46:14 +0000

basically.... Signed, transplanted NY'er trying to escape...

Wonkette : Dumb Ape Who Sings Football Jingle Fired For Being Giant Bunghole

Tue, 4 Oct 2011 12:36:24 +0000

No worries not like he will lose any part of his vast empire, I hear his next gig is singing lead with these guys which is more in line with his rich heritage and vast talents: http://youtu.be/FQ5ob9B9yD4

Wonkette : Liveblogging the Ames GOP Presidential Devil Clown Anger Match

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 01:18:26 +0000

soylent green - stimulating the economy to the bitter end...

Wonkette : Shutdown To Preclude Civil War Nerds From Re-Taking Fort Sumter

Fri, 8 Apr 2011 22:06:27 +0000

the Kaiser?

Wonkette : Happy Government Shutdown, Everyone!

Fri, 8 Apr 2011 14:50:12 +0000

at midnight 4 little girls will come out and sing and Mothra will fly in and save the day....which is about as plausible as the alternatives..might be slightly more entertaining though...

Wonkette : Wisconsin Wingnut-Justice Ahead After 14,000 Votes Magically Appear

Fri, 8 Apr 2011 13:29:56 +0000

Stevie Wonder saw this one coming....

Wonkette : Police Ordered To Capture WI Sens; Walker Says He'll Fire Workers At Will

Fri, 4 Mar 2011 14:55:31 +0000

silver bullets and garlic no longer effective apparently,

Wonkette : Black College Republican Sounds Like Thurston Howell III, Is New Carlton Banks

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:36:48 +0000

Dude sounds like gay howard cosell.....sorry couldnt make it through entire clip, my dog wouldnt stop whining for some reason

Wonkette : Wisconsin Assembly Votes To End Collective Bargaining

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:33:33 +0000

not in SC it isn't...and never will be according to our fair guv'nor..

Wonkette : Jefferson Davis To Be Re-Inaugurated As President of Confederacy Tomorrow

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 21:11:05 +0000

All this hootneany for folks that are clearly in the grips of a bdsm fetish just go play in a dungeon like everyone else Pushes flogger back under sofa

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury of CPAC Stupidity: the Final Chapter

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 16:37:17 +0000

Semi racist? Really? So im guessing the addition of a coconut tree in the background or a picture of a slice of watermelon would have made it full racist? Scuse me while i vomit

Wonkette : Sexy Craigslist Congressman Chris Lee (R-Casual Encounters) Resigns

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:31:33 +0000

Craiglist? Really? Is the pay that bad or is he that stupid Pondering this eternal question for a full nanosecond

Wonkette : New Time Magazine Obama-Reagan Cover Is Racist Against Conservatives

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:27:32 +0000

Needz moar muslin

Wonkette : Egypt On the Verge, Biden Praises Mubarak, Protests Spread To Yemen

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:43:43 +0000

Now i aint saying she's a gold digger.......

Wonkette : Dugway Bioweapons Army Base Under Weird Lockdown

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:03:56 +0000

surely thats man spelled M-O-O-N. All day folks... Goes back to reading the Talisman....and her milk and cookies

Wonkette : Dugway Bioweapons Army Base Under Weird Lockdown

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:03:45 +0000

no but there was a report last week about a fireball in philly i think...might want to keep an eye out for "trashy" and his pyrotechnical special effects... smh i should just get laid it would save keystrokes...

Wonkette : Gabrielle Giffords' Husband Also Saw Terrible News Reports Saying She Died

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:24:26 +0000

Fox News Producer: "just run a ticker saying these are not the droids you are looking for" (silence) Fox News producer: "what - it worked in the movie"

Wonkette : Children's Pizza Mascot Herman Cain Knows More About Policy Than Obama

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:19:33 +0000

Not just three deep.....knee deep perhaps? Which would make it One Nation Under A Groove.....Parliment playing at his inauguration...ok im in..where do i sign up?

Wonkette : Basically, Richard Cohen Wants You To Know He Goes To Insidery Funerals

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 21:21:58 +0000

not with that Ricky Schroeder/Silver Spoons haircut and bootleg clark kent glasses.... He will NEVER get lucky....Ever

Wonkette : Wingnuts Have Proof Obama Wanted Applause At Weird Times In Tucson

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:03:48 +0000

Reading this on today of all days, makes me wonder why so many mentally ill people have access to the internet, and the proliferation of mentally ill in the Tea Party/GOP Substitute racists for mentally ill if necessary, wash rinse repeat