Note to Louie Gohmert: This is probably the best reason for you to drop the n-word in public. Come on, you know you want to!
And Republicans were THIS CLOSE to locking down the gay vote forever and ever; thanks a lot, Steve King! Way to ruin everything.
That's covered by "Texas."
Someone hand me my smelling salts; I must be suffering in sympathy due to this rich man's story of woe.
Don't spare them the sodium intake; salt it up. Mwahahaha!
I of course first read this as "At a jammed Steakhouse news conference...," which made total sense.
"Maybe there's hope" was the final line in the X-Files TV series. You're welcome.
Clearly she is worse than Hitler, because of these commonsense explanations of fundamental truths.
Coke. Just mountains and mountains of coke.
That would be the fence across the Mason-Dixon line, yes?