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358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Colin Powell Just The ... · 2 replies · +21 points

Note to Louie Gohmert: This is probably the best reason for you to drop the n-word in public. Come on, you know you want to!

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Steve King: If Ga... · 0 replies · +27 points

And Republicans were THIS CLOSE to locking down the gay vote forever and ever; thanks a lot, Steve King! Way to ruin everything.

470 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Word Association Game ... · 4 replies · +44 points

That's covered by "Texas."

471 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ungrateful NYC Panhand... · 1 reply · +80 points

Someone hand me my smelling salts; I must be suffering in sympathy due to this rich man's story of woe.

472 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chicago Board of Trade... · 0 replies · +5 points

Don't spare them the sodium intake; salt it up. Mwahahaha!

472 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vulgar Corporate Pig O... · 1 reply · +27 points

I of course first read this as "At a jammed Steakhouse news conference...," which made total sense.

474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pot Legalization Initi... · 1 reply · +8 points

"Maybe there's hope" was the final line in the X-Files TV series. You're welcome.

474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Elizabeth Warren ... · 2 replies · +42 points

Clearly she is worse than Hitler, because of these commonsense explanations of fundamental truths.

475 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson: Jesus D... · 0 replies · +41 points

Coke. Just mountains and mountains of coke.

475 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Assembl... · 1 reply · +6 points

That would be the fence across the Mason-Dixon line, yes?