en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1672463 Comments by toomtabard http://wonkette.com/536249/colin-powell-just-the-godless-kenyan-muslin-nazi-marxist-socialist-general-you-always-thought-he-was#IDComment765622394 Note to Louie Gohmert: This is probably the best reason for you to drop the n-word in public. Come on, you know you want to! Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:44:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/536249/colin-powell-just-the-godless-kenyan-muslin-nazi-marxist-socialist-general-you-always-thought-he-was#IDComment765622394 http://wonkette.com/469075/rep-steve-king-if-gays-would-just-stay-in-the-closet-nobody-could-discriminate-against-them#IDComment332382194 And Republicans were THIS CLOSE to locking down the gay vote forever and ever; thanks a lot, Steve King! Way to ruin everything. Thu, 5 Apr 2012 15:52:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/469075/rep-steve-king-if-gays-would-just-stay-in-the-closet-nobody-could-discriminate-against-them#IDComment332382194 http://wonkette.com/454966/word-association-game-reveals-americas-true-feelings-about-rick-perry#IDComment209701158 That's covered by "Texas." Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:17:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454966/word-association-game-reveals-americas-true-feelings-about-rick-perry#IDComment209701158 http://wonkette.com/454762/ungrateful-nyc-panhandler-reminds-wall-street-ceo-of-barack-obama#IDComment207083763 Someone hand me my smelling salts; I must be suffering in sympathy due to this rich man's story of woe. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:31:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454762/ungrateful-nyc-panhandler-reminds-wall-street-ceo-of-barack-obama#IDComment207083763 http://wonkette.com/454358/chicago-board-of-trade-princes-mock-occupy-chicago-protesters-from-on-high#IDComment203608693 Don't spare them the sodium intake; salt it up. Mwahahaha! Wed, 5 Oct 2011 22:41:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454358/chicago-board-of-trade-princes-mock-occupy-chicago-protesters-from-on-high#IDComment203608693 http://wonkette.com/454251/vulgar-corporate-pig-officially-not-running-for-gop-nomination#IDComment203084502 I of course first read this as "At a jammed Steakhouse news conference...," which made total sense. Tue, 4 Oct 2011 18:54:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454251/vulgar-corporate-pig-officially-not-running-for-gop-nomination#IDComment203084502 http://wonkette.com/453627/pot-legalization-initiative-winning-stupid-white-house-petition-website#IDComment197517916 "Maybe there's hope" was the final line in the X-Files TV series. You're welcome. Fri, 23 Sep 2011 16:47:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453627/pot-legalization-initiative-winning-stupid-white-house-petition-website#IDComment197517916 http://wonkette.com/453532/hero-elizabeth-warren-explains-concept-of-taxation-to-voters-video#IDComment196931155 Clearly she is worse than Hitler, because of these commonsense explanations of fundamental truths. Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:08:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453532/hero-elizabeth-warren-explains-concept-of-taxation-to-voters-video#IDComment196931155 http://wonkette.com/453268/pat-robertson-jesus-doesnt-mind-if-you-divorce-your-spouse-with-alzheimers#IDComment193757585 Coke. Just mountains and mountains of coke. Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:07:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453268/pat-robertson-jesus-doesnt-mind-if-you-divorce-your-spouse-with-alzheimers#IDComment193757585 http://wonkette.com/453083/north-carolina-assembly-feeling-better-now-after-picking-on-some-gays#IDComment192958807 That would be the fence across the Mason-Dixon line, yes? Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:39:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453083/north-carolina-assembly-feeling-better-now-after-picking-on-some-gays#IDComment192958807 http://wonkette.com/451855/texas-gop-candidate-talks-sense-to-actual-crowd-of-donkeys-get-it#IDComment186204763 Hey, donkey. What's goin' on? You're a donkey, I like that. You eat apples, right? I produce Entourage. Okay, talk to you later, donkey. Wed, 24 Aug 2011 17:56:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/451855/texas-gop-candidate-talks-sense-to-actual-crowd-of-donkeys-get-it#IDComment186204763 http://wonkette.com/451856/millions-of-jobless-americans-filing-for-disability-to-get-food-medicine#IDComment186182920 Romney/Depeche Mode '12 Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:31:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/451856/millions-of-jobless-americans-filing-for-disability-to-get-food-medicine#IDComment186182920 http://wonkette.com/449819/everyone-who-calls-allen-west-sexist-is-just-a-racist#IDComment175970029 “People on the hard left can continue to attack conservatives and especially minority conservatives,” he added. Got it! Thanks for permission, Allen! Thu, 21 Jul 2011 17:47:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/449819/everyone-who-calls-allen-west-sexist-is-just-a-racist#IDComment175970029 http://wonkette.com/449731/abc-news-reporter-relates-evil-mafia-tactics-of-bachmann-security-team#IDComment175555645 Marcus Bachmann wakes up with several rentboys in his bed, then crawls back to the master chambers in the cold light of dawn. Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:37:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/449731/abc-news-reporter-relates-evil-mafia-tactics-of-bachmann-security-team#IDComment175555645 http://wonkette.com/447734/rush-limbaugh-shilling-rush-limbaugh-sex-fantasy-iced-tea-for-only-23-76#IDComment163264292 You couldn't have priced it at $17.76 and made me spontaneously orgasm in teabagger delight, could you, you jackhole? You had to get that extra 6 bucks, huh? Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:17:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447734/rush-limbaugh-shilling-rush-limbaugh-sex-fantasy-iced-tea-for-only-23-76#IDComment163264292 http://wonkette.com/447133/weiners-weiner-all-over-internet-while-weiners-wife-is-pregnant#IDComment160833804 All of them, Katie. Thu, 9 Jun 2011 03:51:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447133/weiners-weiner-all-over-internet-while-weiners-wife-is-pregnant#IDComment160833804 http://wonkette.com/446091/q-a-with-ken-layne-on-his-book-%e2%80%98dignity%e2%80%99#IDComment160456344 This is the truest thing, ever. Tue, 7 Jun 2011 22:41:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446091/q-a-with-ken-layne-on-his-book-%e2%80%98dignity%e2%80%99#IDComment160456344 http://wonkette.com/446152/this-saturdays-rapture-what-you-need-to-know#IDComment154047019 As the lord and savior Hunter S. Thompson said, "Who the fuck do you think wrote the Book of Revelation? A bunch of stone-sober clerics?" Thu, 19 May 2011 17:21:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446152/this-saturdays-rapture-what-you-need-to-know#IDComment154047019 http://wonkette.com/443500/cnn-wondering-why-waco-massacre-ok-city-bombing-were-on-same-day#IDComment144277245 I'm just waiting for the "fair and balanced" approach to this story: "Some analysts say April is too violent; others say it's not violent enough." Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:49:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/443500/cnn-wondering-why-waco-massacre-ok-city-bombing-were-on-same-day#IDComment144277245 http://wonkette.com/441770/circuit-board-breaks-on-another-american-teevee-reporter#IDComment138690765 Florida Bible Institute? Is that what they're calling the state legislature down there nowadays? Wed, 30 Mar 2011 21:01:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/441770/circuit-board-breaks-on-another-american-teevee-reporter#IDComment138690765