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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Whiny Maryland Politic... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm starting The Kirby Delauter Blog--without permission!!

Sue me!

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Which Part Of Politico... · 0 replies · +1 points

Politico is to journalism what TMZ, Fox News or The Drudge Report are to journalism, which is absolutely nothing.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - FishbowlDC Writes Eigh... · 0 replies · +1 points

4. I have been to several of these things--at least five of them through the years. I have talked to organizers, attendees, Hollywood types, politicians and reporters and businessmen, at the event, at pre- and post-parties, and at other social events in the D.C. area. Every single one of them--100 percent of them--even though they attend, constantly bash this thing as stupid. Just plain stupid.

5. The entire FishbowlDC site should be taken down.

6. The entire WHCA dinner should be completely overhauled to focus on journalism, the press, current events, government and politics--and the scholarships that the event is actually supposed to support. Nothing else. No celebrities. No stupid parties. No brunches. No whining like children. No gift bags--none. No stupid this. No stupid that.

7. Everyone needs to wake up, get real, grow up and stop this bullshit nonsense once and for all.


10 years ago @ Wonkette - FishbowlDC Writes Eigh... · 0 replies · +1 points

Here is the bottom line on all of this:

1. Betsy Rothstein is a moron, and is hated by most people within a 1,000-mile radius of Washington, D.C.

2. FishbowlDC, which many call FishtankDC or FishkillDC or FishdumpDC or FishPileOfShitDC, is one of the worst websites on all of the internets, is the worst media site on all of the internets, is horrible, is terrible, is awful, and is juvenile, childish, immature, unprofessional and big, stinking pile of manure.

3. The White House Correspondent's Association, its dinner, its parties and its moronic habit of inviting moronic Hollywood and celebrity types is one complete moronic, unprofessional, childish and idiotic bubble-world thing that affects a bubble-world collection of people that most of the United States and most of the world could care less about, and that is not snarky and the absolute truth. No one gives a royal damn about any of these people, their parties, or any of their grandstanding, pruning, parading and public relations shrieking and yelling and stupidity. They all need to get real lives--and hang out with real people.


10 years ago @ Wonkette - A Note On Empathy, Plu... · 0 replies · +11 points

The posting about empathy is excellent, and one of the best posts on the Wonkette pages in a while. The science posts are incredibly interesting, too--please keep them coming.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - RNC Bigot/Ex-Pilot Dav... · 0 replies · +1 points

The Bananas and Tacos Daily Post-Times-Herald-Tribune
April 3, 2013
By Peter Richard Johnson
Staff Writer

Delusional, bigoted airline pilot Dave Agema admitted today that he had engaged in a ten-year gay male sex affair with rock singer Ted Nugent and radio propagandist Rush Limbaugh. "Oh, we'd meet at least twice a month for gay sex parties at various houses on C Street and elsewhere on Capitol Hill in D.C. with various congressmen and senators and administration officials who were also gay. Nugent and Limbaugh would pay for the parties, providing lots of food, drinks, condoms, accessories, porn movies and gay male strippers. The parties were lots of fun, and would last all night."

Nugent and Limbaugh confirmed their longtime affairs with Agema. "I love Dave Agema," said Nugent. "He puts the 'happy' in 'happy endings,'" said Limbaugh.

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Tuesday Nice Time... · 0 replies · +3 points

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News Story Continued

"I have to agree with Ted," said Victoria Jackson, who said she read Nugent's press announcement and immediately released her own statement supporting gay marriage. "Everyone knows I've had affairs with Ellen and Anne and Liza and Joan and Janeane and Michelle and Rosie and Meredith, so this should not be a surprise. I love women, especially college-aged lesbian cheerleader and field hockey women."

Among the others who released statements supporting gay marriage: Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Donald Trump, Bill Kristol, John McCain, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, John Bolton, David Petreaus, Elton John, Ellen DeGeneres, Mark Sanford, Larry Craig, Liza Minelli, Tom Sellick, Sam Elliott, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Keanue Reeves, Dwayne Johnson, Magic Johnson, Andy Dick, Richard Chamberlain, Dick Martin, Ron Jeremy and Drew Carey.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Tuesday Nice Time... · 0 replies · +5 points

The Bananas and Tacos Daily Post-Times-Herald Tribune
April 2, 2013
By Peter Richard Johnson
Staff Writer

Several politicians, entertainers, athletes and other people announced today, in separate press releases, that they are in favor of gay marriages, with several people noting that they are particularly in favor of lesbian gay marriages between two attractive women.

"This is the future, or the past and present, really, and, as a longtime gay and bi-sexual man who has had countless affairs with young and old men and women, this is a great day for gay marriage," said rock singer Ted Nugent. "I am 100 percent in favor of gay marriage. If more people had gay sex, this would be a happier planet. As for me, I'm always happy after I have steamy, hard-core, rigid, prolonged gay sex with another smooth, thin young Asian man."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Announcing Wonket's Te... · 0 replies · +2 points

Happy April Fool's Day, jokers!!!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Announcing Wonket's Te... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hey you, generation xyz kids, get the hell off my internets lawn!