en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1642090 Comments by thefrontpage http://wonkette.com/571300/whiny-maryland-politician-kirby-delauter-orders-reporter-to-keep-his-name-out-her-mouth#IDComment939060219 I'm starting The Kirby Delauter Blog--without permission!! Sue me! --The Kirby Delauter Blog Kirby Delauter Town, Kirby Delauter County, Texas The United States of Kirby Delauter North Kirby Delauter America Planet Kirby Delauter Earth Thu, 8 Jan 2015 18:05:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571300/whiny-maryland-politician-kirby-delauter-orders-reporter-to-keep-his-name-out-her-mouth#IDComment939060219 http://wonkette.com/515698/which-part-of-politico-are-you-most-excited-to-pay-to-read#IDComment639576599 Politico is to journalism what TMZ, Fox News or The Drudge Report are to journalism, which is absolutely nothing. Fri, 10 May 2013 20:07:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/515698/which-part-of-politico-are-you-most-excited-to-pay-to-read#IDComment639576599 http://wonkette.com/514012/fishbowl-dc-writes-eight-million-word-hit-piece-about-party-they-got-thrown-out-of-for-journalism#IDComment631225308 4. I have been to several of these things--at least five of them through the years. I have talked to organizers, attendees, Hollywood types, politicians and reporters and businessmen, at the event, at pre- and post-parties, and at other social events in the D.C. area. Every single one of them--100 percent of them--even though they attend, constantly bash this thing as stupid. Just plain stupid. 5. The entire FishbowlDC site should be taken down. 6. The entire WHCA dinner should be completely overhauled to focus on journalism, the press, current events, government and politics--and the scholarships that the event is actually supposed to support. Nothing else. No celebrities. No stupid parties. No brunches. No whining like children. No gift bags--none. No stupid this. No stupid that. 7. Everyone needs to wake up, get real, grow up and stop this bullshit nonsense once and for all. --30-- Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:52:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/514012/fishbowl-dc-writes-eight-million-word-hit-piece-about-party-they-got-thrown-out-of-for-journalism#IDComment631225308 http://wonkette.com/514012/fishbowl-dc-writes-eight-million-word-hit-piece-about-party-they-got-thrown-out-of-for-journalism#IDComment631225235 Here is the bottom line on all of this: 1. Betsy Rothstein is a moron, and is hated by most people within a 1,000-mile radius of Washington, D.C. 2. FishbowlDC, which many call FishtankDC or FishkillDC or FishdumpDC or FishPileOfShitDC, is one of the worst websites on all of the internets, is the worst media site on all of the internets, is horrible, is terrible, is awful, and is juvenile, childish, immature, unprofessional and big, stinking pile of manure. 3. The White House Correspondent's Association, its dinner, its parties and its moronic habit of inviting moronic Hollywood and celebrity types is one complete moronic, unprofessional, childish and idiotic bubble-world thing that affects a bubble-world collection of people that most of the United States and most of the world could care less about, and that is not snarky and the absolute truth. No one gives a royal damn about any of these people, their parties, or any of their grandstanding, pruning, parading and public relations shrieking and yelling and stupidity. They all need to get real lives--and hang out with real people. --continued... Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:52:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/514012/fishbowl-dc-writes-eight-million-word-hit-piece-about-party-they-got-thrown-out-of-for-journalism#IDComment631225235 http://wonkette.com/511314/a-note-on-empathy-plus-some-weird-stuff-about-eating-cicadas-in-this-weeks-sci-blog#IDComment622977131 The posting about empathy is excellent, and one of the best posts on the Wonkette pages in a while. The science posts are incredibly interesting, too--please keep them coming. Fri, 19 Apr 2013 17:27:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/511314/a-note-on-empathy-plus-some-weird-stuff-about-eating-cicadas-in-this-weeks-sci-blog#IDComment622977131 http://wonkette.com/509803/rnc-bigotex-pilot-dave-agema-talks-about-his-issues-inside-homosexual-flight-attendant-realm#IDComment610651244 The Bananas and Tacos Daily Post-Times-Herald-Tribune April 3, 2013 By Peter Richard Johnson Staff Writer Delusional, bigoted airline pilot Dave Agema admitted today that he had engaged in a ten-year gay male sex affair with rock singer Ted Nugent and radio propagandist Rush Limbaugh. "Oh, we'd meet at least twice a month for gay sex parties at various houses on C Street and elsewhere on Capitol Hill in D.C. with various congressmen and senators and administration officials who were also gay. Nugent and Limbaugh would pay for the parties, providing lots of food, drinks, condoms, accessories, porn movies and gay male strippers. The parties were lots of fun, and would last all night." Nugent and Limbaugh confirmed their longtime affairs with Agema. "I love Dave Agema," said Nugent. "He puts the 'happy' in 'happy endings,'" said Limbaugh. # # # Wed, 3 Apr 2013 16:45:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/509803/rnc-bigotex-pilot-dave-agema-talks-about-his-issues-inside-homosexual-flight-attendant-realm#IDComment610651244 http://wonkette.com/509726/your-tuesday-nice-time-gop-sen-mark-kirk-favors-marriage-equality-without-even-having-a-gay-son-or-anything#IDComment609968969 Page 2 News Story Continued "I have to agree with Ted," said Victoria Jackson, who said she read Nugent's press announcement and immediately released her own statement supporting gay marriage. "Everyone knows I've had affairs with Ellen and Anne and Liza and Joan and Janeane and Michelle and Rosie and Meredith, so this should not be a surprise. I love women, especially college-aged lesbian cheerleader and field hockey women." Among the others who released statements supporting gay marriage: Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Donald Trump, Bill Kristol, John McCain, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, John Bolton, David Petreaus, Elton John, Ellen DeGeneres, Mark Sanford, Larry Craig, Liza Minelli, Tom Sellick, Sam Elliott, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Keanue Reeves, Dwayne Johnson, Magic Johnson, Andy Dick, Richard Chamberlain, Dick Martin, Ron Jeremy and Drew Carey. Tue, 2 Apr 2013 19:44:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/509726/your-tuesday-nice-time-gop-sen-mark-kirk-favors-marriage-equality-without-even-having-a-gay-son-or-anything#IDComment609968969 http://wonkette.com/509726/your-tuesday-nice-time-gop-sen-mark-kirk-favors-marriage-equality-without-even-having-a-gay-son-or-anything#IDComment609968829 The Bananas and Tacos Daily Post-Times-Herald Tribune April 2, 2013 By Peter Richard Johnson Staff Writer Several politicians, entertainers, athletes and other people announced today, in separate press releases, that they are in favor of gay marriages, with several people noting that they are particularly in favor of lesbian gay marriages between two attractive women. "This is the future, or the past and present, really, and, as a longtime gay and bi-sexual man who has had countless affairs with young and old men and women, this is a great day for gay marriage," said rock singer Ted Nugent. "I am 100 percent in favor of gay marriage. If more people had gay sex, this would be a happier planet. As for me, I'm always happy after I have steamy, hard-core, rigid, prolonged gay sex with another smooth, thin young Asian man." Tue, 2 Apr 2013 19:44:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/509726/your-tuesday-nice-time-gop-sen-mark-kirk-favors-marriage-equality-without-even-having-a-gay-son-or-anything#IDComment609968829 http://wonkette.com/509071/announcing-wonkets-teen-korner-for-teenz#IDComment609063164 Happy April Fool's Day, jokers!!! Mon, 1 Apr 2013 17:15:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/509071/announcing-wonkets-teen-korner-for-teenz#IDComment609063164 http://wonkette.com/509071/announcing-wonkets-teen-korner-for-teenz#IDComment609062087 Hey you, generation xyz kids, get the hell off my internets lawn! Mon, 1 Apr 2013 17:13:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/509071/announcing-wonkets-teen-korner-for-teenz#IDComment609062087 http://wonkette.com/508860/larry-klayman-that-judge-was-a-jew#IDComment606059912 To whomever wrote something about "the apostles disagree:" Once again, so it's perfectly clear: There is no such thing--NO SUCH THING--as a "Jewish Christian" or a "Jew for Jesus who believes in Jesus as the messiah and coming back from the dead." Forget your little thing with apostles--that's not what the point is. The very simple point is that Jews, Jewish people, the Jewish religion--Reform, Conseravative, Orthodox--do NOT believe that Jesus is the messiah and rose from the dead. Thus, you cannot be Christian, because that is what Christians believe. You simply, literally, cannot be labeled as both, because the beliefs, belief systems--and religions--of both contradict the other. Get it? It's that simple--you cannot be a Jewish Christian in today's society, nor can you be a "Jew for Jesus who believes that Jesus is the messiah," because--again--Jews do not believe that Jesus is the messiah. There's no need to argue archaic, antiquated points--that is the truth. So Klayman is nuts, basically. Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:49:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508860/larry-klayman-that-judge-was-a-jew#IDComment606059912 http://wonkette.com/508860/larry-klayman-that-judge-was-a-jew#IDComment606013722 As for the notations in Klayman's lawsuit, many of those statements could in turn be legally challenged as biased, prejudiced--and therefore legally unstable, contentious, biased, subjective, offensive, unprofessional, and completely objectionable on about, oh, 500 to 1,000 legal tenets. In other words, the lawsuit itself is a basis for a lawsuit. And this poster will say this professionally: Based on various actions by Klayman, and based on his lawsuit, and based on his various statements, one could conclude, professionally, legally and objectively, that Klayman could be suffering from several severe mental health afflications, including delusional behavior, and general ignorance and lack of proper education. That is a professional journalistic and academic evaluation. Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:17:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508860/larry-klayman-that-judge-was-a-jew#IDComment606013722 http://wonkette.com/508860/larry-klayman-that-judge-was-a-jew#IDComment606012558 As Katydid correctly noted, but to expand: There is literally no such thing as a "Jewish Christian," and there is literally no such thing as "Jews for Jesus" in the sense that Jews believe that Jesus is the Messiah and rose from the dead. You literally cannot think that. Why? Because, simply, Jews do not believe that Jesus is a messiah and rose from the dead. Historically, Jews do not counter that Jesus existed--he was Hebrew, or Jewish, or the King of the Jews, if you want to get technical about it!!--but Jews do not believe that he was the messiah. Therefore, you cannot be a "Jewish Christian" and you cannot be a "Jew for Jesus" believing in Jesus as the messiah. That's it. It's very simple: If you are Jewish, you do not believe in Jesus as a messiah, and if you are Christian or Catholic, you do. That's it! Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:14:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508860/larry-klayman-that-judge-was-a-jew#IDComment606012558 http://wonkette.com/508873/idaho-teacher-said-vagina-during-class-on-reproduction-but-probably-wont-get-fired#IDComment606008079 There should be things named Vagina in Idaho. Like a town, named Vagina, Idaho. And an amusement park--Vaginaland or Vagina World or Vagina Wonderland. And there should be a restaurant called Eat at Vagina's! And a hotel--The Vagina Inn. And a retail store selling only things related to vaginas, like Vagina Mart, or Everything Vagina! And people should start naming their children Vagina--boys and girls! That's how things should be in Idaho. Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:04:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508873/idaho-teacher-said-vagina-during-class-on-reproduction-but-probably-wont-get-fired#IDComment606008079 http://wonkette.com/508316/bryan-fischer-just-cant-stop-thinking-about-gays-having-all-the-gay-sex-because-gay-sex-is-so-gay-and-wrong-also-gay#IDComment604659043 I thought a "power bottom" was a type of home improvement tool sold at Home Depot. Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:08:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508316/bryan-fischer-just-cant-stop-thinking-about-gays-having-all-the-gay-sex-because-gay-sex-is-so-gay-and-wrong-also-gay#IDComment604659043 http://wonkette.com/508316/bryan-fischer-just-cant-stop-thinking-about-gays-having-all-the-gay-sex-because-gay-sex-is-so-gay-and-wrong-also-gay#IDComment604658147 Bryan Fischer and Ted Nugent are homosexual lovers, and they have been for about 30 years now. Let's see what Fisher and Nugent have to say about that! Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:06:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508316/bryan-fischer-just-cant-stop-thinking-about-gays-having-all-the-gay-sex-because-gay-sex-is-so-gay-and-wrong-also-gay#IDComment604658147 http://wonkette.com/508290/journey-to-the-center-of-the-derp-ted-nugent-tries-to-mash-all-wingnut-buttons-at-once#IDComment604074520 Usually, no other political website's commenters are as intelligent, insighftul, intellectual, informed, educated, knowledgable, smart, satirical, profane, urbane, witty, and just-plain funny as Wonkette's commenters. Today, the commenters at Media Matters for America make a run for challenging Wonkette in the area of funny, satirical comments, with the Nugent story posts. They don't quite reach Wonkette levels, but they are close, gawd bless 'em. So for today's great political humor entertainment, read not only the great posts here at Wonkette, but read the Nugent-story posts at Media Matters for America. Ted Nugent is a mentally-deficient moron. Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:49:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508290/journey-to-the-center-of-the-derp-ted-nugent-tries-to-mash-all-wingnut-buttons-at-once#IDComment604074520 http://wonkette.com/508290/journey-to-the-center-of-the-derp-ted-nugent-tries-to-mash-all-wingnut-buttons-at-once#IDComment604071029 Geddy Lee is today's hero. (He said Nugent was "the dumbest motherf#$*@! I ever met."!!!!) He gets First Prize for Today's Best Quote, regardless of the date on which he said it. Geddy Lee Rules! Ted Nugent is one ignorant, stupid, backasswards, redneck, mentally-deficient moron. Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:43:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508290/journey-to-the-center-of-the-derp-ted-nugent-tries-to-mash-all-wingnut-buttons-at-once#IDComment604071029 http://wonkette.com/508290/journey-to-the-center-of-the-derp-ted-nugent-tries-to-mash-all-wingnut-buttons-at-once#IDComment604070443 Geddy Lee is today's hero. He gets First Prize for Today's Best Quote, regardless of the date on which he said it. Geddy Lee Rules! Ted Nugent is one ignorant, stupid, backasswards, redneck, mentally-deficient moron. Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:42:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508290/journey-to-the-center-of-the-derp-ted-nugent-tries-to-mash-all-wingnut-buttons-at-once#IDComment604070443 http://wonkette.com/505199/fishbowldc-nah-mang-we-didnt-libel-that-lady-with-the-social-diseases-the-one-who-was-dtf#IDComment591713914 FishtankDC, which is what intelligent people call FishbowlDC, is one of the worst, most stupid, dumb, juvenile, childish, immature, offensive, ridiculously bad, horrible, terrible, putrid, moronic, idiotic and unprofessional websites on the planet. If it went off the internet today, most people would cheer and celebrate. And that is not satire. Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:07:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/505199/fishbowldc-nah-mang-we-didnt-libel-that-lady-with-the-social-diseases-the-one-who-was-dtf#IDComment591713914