I thought that was Rick Perry who did the hair touching thing?
Isn't this how Cambodia ended up getting invaded by Vietnam back in the later 1970s? Picking a fight with a much larger and more heavily armed neighbor.
John Edwards is going to work as a videographer on someone else's campaign?
Only because it was in his pajamas.
Yes, but Bush the Elder was running against Dukakis, so he really didn't need much of a boost from the VP pick. Romney needs some juice out of his VP nominee.
This thread quickly morphed into a grad-level colloquium on "Themes in 21st-Century Video Pornography."
That's kind of a dog-bites-man observation for Wonkette, no?
Or if you're exceptionally polite, depending on the restaurant.
Yes, it's what made the pregnancy so unexpected to me. Given Hunter's appearance, I would have assumed that their relationship had to have involved unspeakably perverted sex acts that would have posed no risk of procreation. I otherwise couldn't understand why Edwards would decide to tank both his marriage and his career like this.