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Wonkette : Ungrateful West Philly African Americans Inhospitable To Poor Mitt Romney

Sun, 3 Jun 2012 19:06:23 +0000

I thought that was Rick Perry who did the hair touching thing?

Wonkette : Oklahoma Congressional Candidate Vows War on Texas if Elected

Sun, 3 Jun 2012 18:57:54 +0000

Isn't this how Cambodia ended up getting invaded by Vietnam back in the later 1970s? Picking a fight with a much larger and more heavily armed neighbor.

Wonkette : Ew Gross What No (John Edwards)

Sun, 27 May 2012 13:30:44 +0000

John Edwards is going to work as a videographer on someone else's campaign?

Wonkette : Spain Takes Break From Economic Woes to Laugh at Rick Scott

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:50:16 +0000

Only because it was in his pajamas.

Wonkette : Insomnia Cure: Read This Top 5 Veep Picks List from InTrade!

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:16:27 +0000

Yes, but Bush the Elder was running against Dukakis, so he really didn't need much of a boost from the VP pick. Romney needs some juice out of his VP nominee.

Wonkette : Eagle Forum Pretty Sure Rape Victim Congresswoman Is The Real Rapist

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:03:57 +0000

Lady Sovereign?

Wonkette : Rielle Hunter Needed Healer's Help For 'Wrong Sauce' On Reuben Sandwich

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:04:39 +0000

This thread quickly morphed into a grad-level colloquium on "Themes in 21st-Century Video Pornography." That's kind of a dog-bites-man observation for Wonkette, no?

Wonkette : Rielle Hunter Needed Healer's Help For 'Wrong Sauce' On Reuben Sandwich

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:02:13 +0000

Or if you're exceptionally polite, depending on the restaurant.

Wonkette : Rielle Hunter Needed Healer's Help For 'Wrong Sauce' On Reuben Sandwich

Wed, 16 May 2012 16:34:40 +0000

Yes, it's what made the pregnancy so unexpected to me. Given Hunter's appearance, I would have assumed that their relationship had to have involved unspeakably perverted sex acts that would have posed no risk of procreation. I otherwise couldn't understand why Edwards would decide to tank both his marriage and his career like this.

Wonkette : George W. Bush Finally Endorses Romney at Ornate Elevator Door-Shutting Ceremony

Wed, 16 May 2012 01:34:18 +0000

The hair, man! The hair!

Wonkette : George W. Bush Finally Endorses Romney at Ornate Elevator Door-Shutting Ceremony

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:04:43 +0000

That assumes Romney was alive in the first place and not merely an incredible simulation of a living being, doesn't it?

Wonkette : How Much Pain Can Cops Inflict On You? John Roberts To Decide This, Ugh

Tue, 15 May 2012 18:59:42 +0000

Name is "Malaika Brooks"? Survey says, "Yes."

Wonkette : Virginia Kills Judge's Nomination Because He Acts Like He Is Married ... To A Man!

Tue, 15 May 2012 18:54:39 +0000

Marshall would say that's why children aren't allowed to be Virginia state delegates -- their wanton sexuality would distract the adult delegates from doing their jobs.

Wonkette : Colorado House Speaker Forced To Find More Clever Ways To Murder Undead Civil Union Bill

Tue, 15 May 2012 18:51:35 +0000

Don't put off that plastic surgery appointment because you never know when a bunch of strangers are going to see you naked?

Wonkette : John Derbyshire Wonders: What Should We White Supremacists Call Ourselves Today?

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:26:39 +0000

Don't be silly. It's well-established that Mitt Romney is Mexican and thus constitutionally ineligible to be white.

Wonkette : Long Island Man Running Against Assemblywoman Ex-Wife Promises To Be Classy About It

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:21:57 +0000

Parsing those block quotes, it makes it appear that the New York Daily News used the term "lesbionic," which would be unspeakably cool if true, but I suspect that might be a formatting error.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Has Now Totally Ruined Marriage for Bristol Palin

Fri, 11 May 2012 01:21:50 +0000

I'm disappointed at the lack of ice dildo jokes based on the photo for this post. The Wonkettrati are getting soft!

Wonkette : Losing French Person Sarkozy Red-Faced And Flailing In Debate With Commie Marxist Kenyan Socialist

Fri, 4 May 2012 20:12:27 +0000

Except that in this match-up, the Kucinich analogue is the one with the height advantage.

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann's Meanest Quotes About Her Beloved Endorsee, Mitt Romney

Fri, 4 May 2012 03:40:59 +0000

Yes, but you still get to collect the monthly check from the state if you bury the body where no one can find it.

Wonkette : David Cameron, You Have Been Cavorting Far Too Much With Barack Obama

Thu, 3 May 2012 18:00:09 +0000

But no one would believe slut stories about David Cameron....