skinny_vanilla

skinny_vanilla

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337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - King Day Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

My solution has been normal shower every 3 days with a whore's bath on the off days. Saving the Planet!

360 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Open Thread · 0 replies · +12 points

My roomba is Jeeves Winchester Featherbottom

367 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

The cat IS giving some blue steel realness.

367 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 2 replies · +3 points

Looking at this, I can't not see Selena Gomez with a mustache.

372 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Monday Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

And it looks like he went to the best school in the country... Go Cougs, and always sorry to lose one.

384 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Tuesday Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

Snort!

384 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Tuesday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

Swat of approval!!!

384 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Tuesday Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

I'm loving these ideas! Unfortunately he'll probably be recording us as retaliation against us "conspiring against him" per mommy dearest. Basically her version of the story is that we strategized to get him to lie so obviously and routinely that he got called on it, have him admit to it, have him quit out of shame, ????, PROFIT!

What is this I don't even?

384 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Tuesday Open Thread · 0 replies · +14 points

I just did what can only be described as "horrified laughter."

384 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Tuesday Open Thread · 0 replies · +20 points

Want a dose of irony? One of the things we were accused of was "treating him like a child."