gdp's Comments

Crasstalk : King Day Open Thread

Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:57:54 +0000

My solution has been normal shower every 3 days with a whore's bath on the off days. Saving the Planet!

Crasstalk : Monday Open Thread

Tue, 13 Aug 2013 03:42:01 +0000

My roomba is Jeeves Winchester Featherbottom

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Fri, 21 Jun 2013 01:55:02 +0000

The cat IS giving some blue steel realness.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 23:30:13 +0000

Looking at this, I can't not see Selena Gomez with a mustache.

Crasstalk : Monday Open Thread

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:37:04 +0000

And it looks like he went to the best school in the country... Go Cougs, and always sorry to lose one.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:36:07 +0000

Snort!

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:38:49 +0000

Swat of approval!!!

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:44:06 +0000

I'm loving these ideas! Unfortunately he'll probably be recording us as retaliation against us \"conspiring against him\" per mommy dearest. Basically her version of the story is that we strategized to get him to lie so obviously and routinely that he got called on it, have him admit to it, have him quit out of shame, ????, PROFIT!

What is this I don't even?

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:00:59 +0000

I just did what can only be described as "horrified laughter."

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:59:56 +0000

Want a dose of irony? One of the things we were accused of was "treating him like a child."

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:07:05 +0000

It feels like my own personal twilight zone yeah.

Context won't really make it make more sense, but suffice it to say I was called a bully despite the fact that he quit to avoid repercussions from something wrong he admitted to doing.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:01:04 +0000

I believe my response to my boss was \"are you fucking shitting me?\"

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:00:05 +0000

I was more shocked by her behavior than their \"decision.\"

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:58:05 +0000

Correct. Said employee works in what would be considered a career position and graduated hs in the early 2000s.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:12:47 +0000

I just want you all to know we live in a world where someone can quit their job, have their mommy come in and yell at their coworkers for being really really mean, accuse them of things that aren't true and swear at them, threaten to sue, then have upper management hire him back to work in the same office as the people helicopter mommy yelled at. Yeah, that can happen.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 9 Feb 2013 07:24:00 +0000

Yup. Had this super cute and comfy pair of her peep toes that changed color depending on what light you were in. My old chihuahua destroyed them after I'd worn them once. I CREY ALWYZ.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 6 Feb 2013 18:39:38 +0000

We switched my stepdog to all natural food and it... Influenced... his digestive system. We had never so much as heard a gastro-peep from him before this. We're sitting on the couch and he just lets one RIP. It was so loud he actually startled himself and spent the next few minutes running around trying to find the source of the big scary noise.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 6 Feb 2013 18:25:41 +0000

I don't understand the propensity for brides to want to make their wedding day as childlike as possible. It's creepy. I mean I had an Ariel themed party too but it was my 5th birthday.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 6 Feb 2013 18:19:34 +0000

This will be my 3rd Valentines' with my boyfran and I'll be spending it with friends at a male strip club in Vegas. We didn't spend the last 2 together either. When I was with my college sweetheart though I replaced the tags of 100 Hershey kisses with 100 reasons I loved him. So I guess it is what you want it to be. I actually think I'm more cynical about it when I am in a relationship because it feels like every gesture is out of some manufactured sense of having to - I totally prefer spontaneity. Last year I went out with a bunch of girls who all got eachother little gift bags and that was honestly my best V day ever. I guess I support it as a day to show love but wish it focused more on friend-love.

Crassparenting : Fight the Frump!

Wed, 6 Feb 2013 01:32:16 +0000

You have amazing taste and I love these!