Porter Melmoth

Porter Melmoth

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338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jon Stewart Literally ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sean and Jon missed one important thing: Cliven (he never could spell 'Clive') Bundy is TED'S DAD.

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Morning Nice-Time... · 0 replies · +4 points

I do think though, that Mr. Ellison has to hone some of his debating kills in order to more thoroughly pop such puke bubbles as Hannity.

He could do better.

401 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wait A Minute, Did You... · 0 replies · +2 points

They're just pissed that Marshall Applewhite said they couldn't go off on the comet with him.

Besides, these maidens' phrenology would indicate that they are sub-standard Pre-Raphaelite material.

Plus, their giggling indicates that they're just kidding.

401 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tagg Romney Now To May... · 0 replies · +1 points

With Tagg's dad in his 'Elba' period, Tagg shall be the vehicle for his God-dad's comeback. No doubt a Waterloo will lie ahead, however.

Apparently, Joe Smith sent Mitt a copper-plate-mail: 'Thy son shall be thy resurrection. Pay attention'.

Just for fun, some names for Mitt to think about while populating his awaiting planet: Tick, Tidd, Temp, Tuck, Tubb, Toy, Tint, Tinc, Tube, Tent, Tan, Tab 'n Troy. And that's just the 'T's.

(Apologies to Mr. Hunter and Mr. Donahue)

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Is Old Man McCain... · 0 replies · +2 points

Greg would be making great movies while McCain verbally masturbates in public.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Is Old Man McCain... · 2 replies · +4 points

Funny, just this morning I was thinking how much Bob Duvall looks like McCain.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Is Old Man McCain... · 0 replies · +11 points

McCain oozes citric acid.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Is Old Man McCain... · 0 replies · +11 points

Has Walnuts gone beyond the influence of Cougerism? Yes or no? Just answer the question.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Is Old Man McCain... · 5 replies · +24 points

Walnuts' life has become a lemon, and he wants his money back.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - In What 'Sex Act' Was ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Vaseline in orifice, not on lens.