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Wonkette : Jon Stewart Literally Eviscerates Sean Hannity, With Literal Viscera Everywhere (Video)

Fri, 25 Apr 2014 02:08:10 +0000

Sean and Jon missed one important thing: Cliven (he never could spell 'Clive') Bundy is TED'S DAD.

Wonkette : Your Morning Nice-Time: Let's All Watch Keith Ellison Yell At Sean Hannity!

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:54:02 +0000

I do think though, that Mr. Ellison has to hone some of his debating kills in order to more thoroughly pop such puke bubbles as Hannity. He could do better.

Wonkette : Wait A Minute, Did You Know The Westboro Baptist Church Girls Are Super Pretty?

Fri, 8 Feb 2013 20:34:04 +0000

They're just pissed that Marshall Applewhite said they couldn't go off on the comet with him. Besides, these maidens' phrenology would indicate that they are sub-standard Pre-Raphaelite material. Plus, their giggling indicates that they're just kidding.

Wonkette : Tagg Romney Now To Maybe Run For Ann Romney's Senate Seat: Full Eyes Clear Hearts Can't Lose

Tue, 5 Feb 2013 18:37:28 +0000

With Tagg's dad in his 'Elba' period, Tagg shall be the vehicle for his God-dad's comeback. No doubt a Waterloo will lie ahead, however. Apparently, Joe Smith sent Mitt a copper-plate-mail: 'Thy son shall be thy resurrection. Pay attention'. Just for fun, some names for Mitt to think about while populating his awaiting planet: Tick, Tidd, Temp, Tuck, Tubb, Toy, Tint, Tinc, Tube, Tent, Tan, Tab 'n Troy. And that's just the 'T's. (Apologies to Mr. Hunter and Mr. Donahue)

Wonkette : What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:42:58 +0000

Greg would be making great movies while McCain verbally masturbates in public.

Wonkette : What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:20:14 +0000

Funny, just this morning I was thinking how much Bob Duvall looks like McCain.

Wonkette : What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:16:39 +0000

McCain oozes citric acid.

Wonkette : What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:13:23 +0000

Has Walnuts gone beyond the influence of Cougerism? Yes or no? Just answer the question.

Wonkette : What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:04:33 +0000

Walnuts' life has become a lemon, and he wants his money back.

Wonkette : In What 'Sex Act' Was Arnold Schwarzenegger Engaged When Snapped By Bob Guccione's Camera?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:00:34 +0000

Vaseline in orifice, not on lens.

Wonkette : In What 'Sex Act' Was Arnold Schwarzenegger Engaged When Snapped By Bob Guccione's Camera?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:59:49 +0000

Don't forget Viva.

Wonkette : Good Job, Facebook, You Saved This Gay Dog!

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:43:56 +0000

I have a trans (f-to-m) dog named Bert (was Bertha), whose sex-change operation was paid for by the shelter I got him/her from. It wasn't in Tennessee.

Wonkette : Andrea Mitchell: Reagan Supported Gun Laws; Gun Dude: Who, That Senile Old Man?

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:48:45 +0000

Colt offered a 'Pomade attachment' for some of their models for a time, but it was the automotive industry that ended up benefitting the most from such Reaganesque grooming.

Wonkette : Andrea Mitchell: Reagan Supported Gun Laws; Gun Dude: Who, That Senile Old Man?

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:46:10 +0000

Pat's crafty comments were very well regulated.

Wonkette : NRA: Why Does Uppity Obama Refuse To Let Sasha And Malia Die From Guns Like Regular American Childre

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:12:12 +0000

We are all Candylanders now: http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-a...

Wonkette : Liveblogging the End Of Freedom (Yet Again) As Barry Steals All The Guns

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:11:43 +0000

We are all Candylanders now: http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-a...

Wonkette : Andrea Mitchell: Reagan Supported Gun Laws; Gun Dude: Who, That Senile Old Man?

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:10:35 +0000

We are all Candylanders now: http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-a...

Wonkette : Genius Of History David Barton Claims Founding Fathers Were Awesomest At Guns

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:09:09 +0000

A bit of history here: http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-a...

Wonkette : Joe Scarborough Yells Over All The Ladies, Snaps His Fingers At Them, To Prove That He Is Not A Chau

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:15:01 +0000

Great 'Mr & Mrs' act! The kids are brilliant at time-filling.

Wonkette : We Might Agree With Frank Luntz About Something, Possibly, But Probably Not

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 04:22:38 +0000

Frank's hair though - LOOKIN' GOOD!