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7 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +30 points

Fuck.

Well, at least I can always take to the sea. If nothing else, I'll always have that.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Christian Youth Group ... · 1 reply · +65 points

When I was in HS (at an awful garbage evangelical school), a kid did a solo acoustic cover of Bush's "Glycerine" rewritten as "Crucified" at chapel. Just a boy in a plaid flannel shirt with a 90's center-part butt cut in a folding chair at center court, voice cracking and missing chords, with the whole school looking on, cringing. It was glorious.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Memorable Passages Fro... · 1 reply · +119 points

It is the Most Teen Thing to cancel out your entire life in front of you by snapping your neck and have your only lament be "’I'm never playing pro tennis now, that’s for sure."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Songs From A Steely Da... · 0 replies · +2 points

"Catherine, I Dislike You"

9 years ago @ The Toast - Dad Magazine: February... · 1 reply · +16 points

roll. dam. tide.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Songs You'll Never Hea... · 7 replies · +134 points

please, no speaking ill of our nation's greatest holiday, Casimir Pulaski Day.

9 years ago @ The Toast - On Halloween, Nigerian... · 0 replies · +4 points

Bibleman references make me want to watch Charles In Charge.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Ur-Dad Story · 0 replies · +53 points

My dad has looked 42 years old since he was 17. He is now 62. It's unnerving, actually.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Toast Is A Busines... · 0 replies · +28 points

Not that anyone needs my validation or confirmation but I couldn't agree more with this.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Man Escapes Well-Deser... · 2 replies · +85 points

not all Canadian pig farmers

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