moralturpentine

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496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Be Pelt... · 0 replies · +12 points

Scott Walker: Returning Ordure to Wisconsin.

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Be Pelt... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well if, wait which new wingnut governor is this in support of again? Rick Scott Snyder? Now is that they guy who reminds me of the martinet high school principal or the one who reminds me of the guy down the street who's always talking about his rental properties or his ghastly yellow sports car or strippers? Anyway, well if he has is way I'm sure it won't be long until there is plenty of actual shit in the street to throw at the deserving.

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Be Pelt... · 0 replies · +24 points

What Elsie gonna do?

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Be Pelt... · 1 reply · +43 points

Is this thread just going to keep on going and going and going? I queso.

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama 'Pleased' With B... · 0 replies · +11 points

Drinking is a rational response to life. Sure there are other equally rational and more pragmatic responses, but still.

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - G.E. So Good At Evadin... · 0 replies · +6 points

George MacDonald Fraser?

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida GOP Lawmakers ... · 1 reply · +11 points

Are there no under the table landscaping or agricultural jobs at starvation wages?

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida GOP Lawmakers ... · 1 reply · +16 points

Next up introducing Guatemalan style paramilitary death squads to America's wang. I mean that's all that's missing at this point, pretty much.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Riot Police Stormtroop... · 0 replies · +43 points

Wait, I 've been told since the 1990s that jackbooted thugs were the tools liberals used to oppress conservatives. So confused....

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Committe... · 1 reply · +8 points

Sometimes, chascates, when a man and a country love each other very, very much the man has to proposition as many women as he possibly can for sex and then he has sex with as many as he possibly can, and that's how territories are made.