en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1748405 Comments by moralturpentine http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143053593 Scott Walker: Returning Ordure to Wisconsin. Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:26:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143053593 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143051973 Well if, wait which new wingnut governor is this in support of again? Rick Scott Snyder? Now is that they guy who reminds me of the martinet high school principal or the one who reminds me of the guy down the street who's always talking about his rental properties or his ghastly yellow sports car or strippers? Anyway, well if he has is way I'm sure it won't be long until there is plenty of actual shit in the street to throw at the deserving. Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:17:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143051973 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143048445 What Elsie gonna do? Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:58:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143048445 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143046423 Is this thread just going to keep on going and going and going? I queso. Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:48:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/443204/sarah-palin-to-be-pelted-with-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin-saturday#IDComment143046423 http://wonkette.com/443195/obama-pleased-with-budget-killing-health-clinics-high-speed-rail#IDComment143043502 Drinking is a rational response to life. Sure there are other equally rational and more pragmatic responses, but still. Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:34:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/443195/obama-pleased-with-budget-killing-health-clinics-high-speed-rail#IDComment143043502 http://wonkette.com/441386/g-e-so-good-at-evading-corporate-taxes-that-irs-owes-g-e-3-2-billion#IDComment137579815 George MacDonald Fraser? Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:03:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/441386/g-e-so-good-at-evading-corporate-taxes-that-irs-owes-g-e-3-2-billion#IDComment137579815 http://wonkette.com/440395/florida-gop-lawmakers-slash-unemployment-payments#IDComment133972758 Are there no under the table landscaping or agricultural jobs at starvation wages? Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:52:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/440395/florida-gop-lawmakers-slash-unemployment-payments#IDComment133972758 http://wonkette.com/440395/florida-gop-lawmakers-slash-unemployment-payments#IDComment133970268 Next up introducing Guatemalan style paramilitary death squads to America's wang. I mean that's all that's missing at this point, pretty much. Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:43:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/440395/florida-gop-lawmakers-slash-unemployment-payments#IDComment133970268 http://wonkette.com/440359/riot-police-stormtroopers-fill-wi-capitol-man-wants-to-give-crowds-vuvuzelas#IDComment133925324 Wait, I 've been told since the 1990s that jackbooted thugs were the tools liberals used to oppress conservatives. So confused.... Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:24:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/440359/riot-police-stormtroopers-fill-wi-capitol-man-wants-to-give-crowds-vuvuzelas#IDComment133925324 http://wonkette.com/440245/newt-gingrich-committed-adultery-because-patriotism-made-him-horny#IDComment133714270 Sometimes, chascates, when a man and a country love each other very, very much the man has to proposition as many women as he possibly can for sex and then he has sex with as many as he possibly can, and that's how territories are made. Wed, 9 Mar 2011 23:43:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/440245/newt-gingrich-committed-adultery-because-patriotism-made-him-horny#IDComment133714270 http://wonkette.com/440173/utah-to-pass-basil-marceauxs-law#IDComment133637347 Living in California I can assure you more democracy is not always a good thing. Wed, 9 Mar 2011 17:18:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/440173/utah-to-pass-basil-marceauxs-law#IDComment133637347 http://wonkette.com/439962/1-real-america-grocery-list-discovered-in-walmart#IDComment133164976 No Ranch Dresing Mics, also. Mon, 7 Mar 2011 18:12:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439962/1-real-america-grocery-list-discovered-in-walmart#IDComment133164976 http://wonkette.com/439886/racist-kid-pundit-has-opinions-on-guns-in-arizona-schools#IDComment132491749 Centuries of fuckin' oppressin' has been really, really hard on white dudes. You think genocidin' and slave drivin' and civilizin' at gunpoint and sister disownin' cause they had a taste for the dark and or spicy meat is easy. You don't know until you've walked in the white man's heavily burdened shoes. Cause really who else was gonna do it, lazy forners. Fri, 4 Mar 2011 23:39:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439886/racist-kid-pundit-has-opinions-on-guns-in-arizona-schools#IDComment132491749 http://wonkette.com/439840/575-lb-arizona-anusburger-mascot-guy-dead-at-29#IDComment132475214 Dulce et decorum est pro anusburgers mori Fri, 4 Mar 2011 22:01:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439840/575-lb-arizona-anusburger-mascot-guy-dead-at-29#IDComment132475214 http://wonkette.com/439834/rick-perry-did-something-to-the-presidents-dog#IDComment132463536 His personal peanut butter budget must be huge, though I imagine he somehow manages to charge it to the state budget. Fri, 4 Mar 2011 20:50:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439834/rick-perry-did-something-to-the-presidents-dog#IDComment132463536 http://wonkette.com/439569/serially-unemployed-meghan-mccain-tries-hard-to-have-opinion-on-wisconsin-unions#IDComment131773150 Yay to Jimmy Carter's beer deregulation, though perhaps we also owe Billy some credit for that. Wed, 2 Mar 2011 05:37:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439569/serially-unemployed-meghan-mccain-tries-hard-to-have-opinion-on-wisconsin-unions#IDComment131773150 http://wonkette.com/439569/serially-unemployed-meghan-mccain-tries-hard-to-have-opinion-on-wisconsin-unions#IDComment131722696 Five and a half vertabrae, Alan!! Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:06:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439569/serially-unemployed-meghan-mccain-tries-hard-to-have-opinion-on-wisconsin-unions#IDComment131722696 http://wonkette.com/439475/relentless-world-war-i#IDComment131483925 Hey now, if the Allies hadn't won the Great War Germany would be the economic and industrial leader of a united continental Europe. Oh, whoops... Tue, 1 Mar 2011 04:24:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439475/relentless-world-war-i#IDComment131483925 http://wonkette.com/439475/relentless-world-war-i#IDComment131482842 Sadly, it makes me imagine your great grandchild wondering the even more wastedlands that used to be "America" and encountering a wizened old fellow, near about a century old far as he can count, who tells her he's a veteran of the First Gulf War. "The Ten Years War, the Twenty Years one, or the Fifty Years one," she says. "Hell, the first one," says he, "the forty two day one, we called it Desert Storm, dayum if we only knew. Uh, you're not gonna kill me and render my body into lamp oil are you? I'm very stringy and I never voted Republican." Tue, 1 Mar 2011 04:16:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439475/relentless-world-war-i#IDComment131482842 http://wonkette.com/439457/palin-fans-organizing-plan-to-pull-over-side-of-road-to-get-people-in-accidents#IDComment131432969 "Let's put our cars up on cinderblocks in our front yards day" would probably workout better for them. Hell, I'm sure half of them have been protesting that way for years. Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:31:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/439457/palin-fans-organizing-plan-to-pull-over-side-of-road-to-get-people-in-accidents#IDComment131432969