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494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BIN LADEN DEAD: Americ... · 0 replies · +5 points

"You are number six."

(I hope that's the 'The Prisoner' reference you were waiting for)

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Thinks U.S... · 0 replies · +8 points

I'm frankly amazed that she can tweet at all, given that she'll only be able to see the screen once per head rotation.

(shamelessly repasted from my twitter. Without irony, also apparently, too)

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Thinks U.S... · 0 replies · +2 points

Got a Westworld vibe there. Shuddered.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Thinks U.S... · 0 replies · +8 points

Donald Trump approves this message. No ankle boots on the ground.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Uh Oh: Ben Quayle In C... · 0 replies · +8 points

Dandad must have bought beachfront property in Arizona and got tired of waiting for the value to go up.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Still Wants To... · 0 replies · +2 points

They also get themselves sent to prisons that you could escape by simply walking out via the fourth wall, past the cameras and the fluffers.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy Government Shutd... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'd love to be able to paste pictures of Jack Klugman over the windows of Koch Mansion during the night, facing inward. Then wait until morning and the drapes opening.

One cold, black heart stopped is enough. Both would be a bonus.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck: 'There Wil... · 0 replies · +1 points

Overton Lenscrafters. We'll also be releasing a range of no-bi-focals, scaryfocals and blinkers.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Trump: Grandparents Pu... · 0 replies · +3 points

Can he just look into it instead?

They say only his hair remained.

498 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Has Team ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Donald: "Got dimes?"
Detective: "Fuck off, grandad."