The panhandle of Florida is where the crazy goes to multiply. They get the worst rednecks from Alabama and Georgia and just let them run wild.
I think it might be time to start up a lefty militia. I'm a lonely liberal down here in Georgia and I feel like if somebody finds out, they will lynch me. Shit is just seriously getting out of hand. I'm down for playing in the woods and shooting AKs and ARs just like some of the right wing nuts are doing. I'm really depressed. It seems like we are sitting on a tenderbox.
I'm just shaking my head and sighing. It's not like this is out of character for these frog fuckers.
There are plots in pornos?
It doesn't matter because there is no proof that HFCS is bad for your health. Any claims to the contrary are just junk science! I mean, look at Rush, he is the epitome of health, right?
Duh! Jesus wrote the Constitution.
Why in the hell would a guy run for office if he's that rich? I can think of about 1000 things I would rather do (most involve scotch and hookers) than run for any office. That should tell us something about his judgement.
You all do realize that he's going to run for president, right? He will probably win, too. After all, this is a country that elected Cheney twice! Or at least allowed him to take office twice. I think it's time to start drinking.
This is one of the best examples ever of why "States Rights" is a fucking stupid concept.