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536 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida GOP Rep: Let's... · 1 reply · +19 points

The panhandle of Florida is where the crazy goes to multiply. They get the worst rednecks from Alabama and Georgia and just let them run wild.

536 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Heroic Rich Girl Wants... · 2 replies · +16 points

I don't see a ring...

547 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama & Boehner Argue ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I think it might be time to start up a lefty militia. I'm a lonely liberal down here in Georgia and I feel like if somebody finds out, they will lynch me. Shit is just seriously getting out of hand. I'm down for playing in the woods and shooting AKs and ARs just like some of the right wing nuts are doing. I'm really depressed. It seems like we are sitting on a tenderbox.

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Lawmaker Yells D... · 0 replies · +11 points

I'm just shaking my head and sighing. It's not like this is out of character for these frog fuckers.

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Nearl... · 0 replies · +3 points

There are plots in pornos?

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh Shilling... · 0 replies · +4 points

It doesn't matter because there is no proof that HFCS is bad for your health. Any claims to the contrary are just junk science! I mean, look at Rush, he is the epitome of health, right?

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh Shilling... · 1 reply · +3 points

Duh! Jesus wrote the Constitution.

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Multimillionaire Inves... · 0 replies · +2 points

Why in the hell would a guy run for office if he's that rich? I can think of about 1000 things I would rather do (most involve scotch and hookers) than run for any office. That should tell us something about his judgement.

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry's Strong Fa... · 0 replies · +3 points

You all do realize that he's going to run for president, right? He will probably win, too. After all, this is a country that elected Cheney twice! Or at least allowed him to take office twice. I think it's time to start drinking.

553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Law Bans Off... · 1 reply · +29 points

This is one of the best examples ever of why "States Rights" is a fucking stupid concept.