en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2046826 Comments by jonzin http://wonkette.com/454694/florida-gop-rep-lets-bring-back-those-cool-firing-squad-executions#IDComment206607446 The panhandle of Florida is where the crazy goes to multiply. They get the worst rednecks from Alabama and Georgia and just let them run wild. Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:13:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454694/florida-gop-rep-lets-bring-back-those-cool-firing-squad-executions#IDComment206607446 http://wonkette.com/454587/heroic-rich-girl-wants-world-where-we-all-have-enough#IDComment206130240 I don't see a ring... Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:00:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454587/heroic-rich-girl-wants-world-where-we-all-have-enough#IDComment206130240 http://wonkette.com/450018/obama-boehner-argue-details-of-dismantling-u-s-government#IDComment177545232 I think it might be time to start up a lefty militia. I'm a lonely liberal down here in Georgia and I feel like if somebody finds out, they will lynch me. Shit is just seriously getting out of hand. I'm down for playing in the woods and shooting AKs and ARs just like some of the right wing nuts are doing. I'm really depressed. It seems like we are sitting on a tenderbox. Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:03:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/450018/obama-boehner-argue-details-of-dismantling-u-s-government#IDComment177545232 http://wonkette.com/447811/texas-lawmaker-yells-down-man-for-speaking-messican-in-state-senate#IDComment163577210 I'm just shaking my head and sighing. It's not like this is out of character for these frog fuckers. Fri, 17 Jun 2011 16:21:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447811/texas-lawmaker-yells-down-man-for-speaking-messican-in-state-senate#IDComment163577210 http://wonkette.com/447761/michele-bachmann-nearly-eaten-by-lesbians-in-2005#IDComment163543858 There are plots in pornos? Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:34:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447761/michele-bachmann-nearly-eaten-by-lesbians-in-2005#IDComment163543858 http://wonkette.com/447734/rush-limbaugh-shilling-rush-limbaugh-sex-fantasy-iced-tea-for-only-23-76#IDComment163540524 It doesn't matter because there is no proof that HFCS is bad for your health. Any claims to the contrary are just junk science! I mean, look at Rush, he is the epitome of health, right? Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:22:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447734/rush-limbaugh-shilling-rush-limbaugh-sex-fantasy-iced-tea-for-only-23-76#IDComment163540524 http://wonkette.com/447734/rush-limbaugh-shilling-rush-limbaugh-sex-fantasy-iced-tea-for-only-23-76#IDComment163540119 Duh! Jesus wrote the Constitution. Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:21:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447734/rush-limbaugh-shilling-rush-limbaugh-sex-fantasy-iced-tea-for-only-23-76#IDComment163540119 http://wonkette.com/447742/multimillionaire-investor-mitt-romney-to-jobless-poor-people-im-also-unemployed#IDComment163538900 Why in the hell would a guy run for office if he's that rich? I can think of about 1000 things I would rather do (most involve scotch and hookers) than run for any office. That should tell us something about his judgement. Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:16:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447742/multimillionaire-investor-mitt-romney-to-jobless-poor-people-im-also-unemployed#IDComment163538900 http://wonkette.com/447578/rick-perrys-strong-faith-instructs-him-to-give-almost-nothing-to-charity#IDComment162870562 You all do realize that he's going to run for president, right? He will probably win, too. After all, this is a country that elected Cheney twice! Or at least allowed him to take office twice. I think it's time to start drinking. Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:11:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447578/rick-perrys-strong-faith-instructs-him-to-give-almost-nothing-to-charity#IDComment162870562 http://wonkette.com/447401/tennessee-law-bans-offensive-images-online-entire-internet-by-extension#IDComment162341191 This is one of the best examples ever of why "States Rights" is a fucking stupid concept. Mon, 13 Jun 2011 19:10:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447401/tennessee-law-bans-offensive-images-online-entire-internet-by-extension#IDComment162341191 http://wonkette.com/447359/deather-nuts-will-go-search-arabian-sea-for-osama-body-to-prove-it-is-not-there#IDComment162283110 Why is this douche asking for a diver? Surely they didn't dump the body in less than 2000 of water. The average depth is close to 9000 feet. The max depth is 15000 feet. What good would a diver do? What the fuck kind of treasure hunter doesn't understand the limits of diving? Maybe he could borrow an ROV from Bob Ballard? Dumbfuck. Mon, 13 Jun 2011 15:23:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447359/deather-nuts-will-go-search-arabian-sea-for-osama-body-to-prove-it-is-not-there#IDComment162283110 http://wonkette.com/447196/newt-gingrichs-campaign-staff-all-quitting-for-obvious-reasons#IDComment161395416 Two words: Greek style. Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:14:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447196/newt-gingrichs-campaign-staff-all-quitting-for-obvious-reasons#IDComment161395416 http://wonkette.com/447178/rick-perry-resigns-control-of-texas-problems-god-in-charge-effective-august-6th#IDComment161087030 I thought Texas was in great condition. At least that's what Newt said. Thu, 9 Jun 2011 18:16:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/447178/rick-perry-resigns-control-of-texas-problems-god-in-charge-effective-august-6th#IDComment161087030 http://wonkette.com/446960/bin-laden-corpse-honeymoon-over-america-now-back-to-hating-obama#IDComment160391695 Shut the fuck up. Tue, 7 Jun 2011 17:59:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446960/bin-laden-corpse-honeymoon-over-america-now-back-to-hating-obama#IDComment160391695 http://wonkette.com/446900/florida-now-so-corrupt-fbi-taking-out-newspaper-ads-seeking-tips#IDComment160076911 I agree in theory, but I would have to move north and it's too damned cold up there. Mon, 6 Jun 2011 18:37:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446900/florida-now-so-corrupt-fbi-taking-out-newspaper-ads-seeking-tips#IDComment160076911 http://wonkette.com/446900/florida-now-so-corrupt-fbi-taking-out-newspaper-ads-seeking-tips#IDComment160076731 Watch "Cocaine Cowboys". There were shootouts every day in the 80s between Cubans and Colombians. Mon, 6 Jun 2011 18:37:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446900/florida-now-so-corrupt-fbi-taking-out-newspaper-ads-seeking-tips#IDComment160076731 http://wonkette.com/446396/petition-to-recall-gabrielle-giffords-not-really-very-nice#IDComment155999562 Goddammit! I am getting sick and tired of these fucking fucks. I think the whole fucking country has gone nuts. I propose a new slogan: Liberals! We have guns, too! Wed, 25 May 2011 14:07:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446396/petition-to-recall-gabrielle-giffords-not-really-very-nice#IDComment155999562 http://wonkette.com/446409/george-w-bush-frightened-by-baseball#IDComment155996451 What you don't see in that clip is that Dick Cheney is the one who hit the ball. Wed, 25 May 2011 13:54:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/446409/george-w-bush-frightened-by-baseball#IDComment155996451 http://wonkette.com/445830/u-s-attorney-general-bin-laden-not-assassinated-just-kind-of-fell-down#IDComment151422018 The hooker from last night? Thu, 12 May 2011 18:00:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/445830/u-s-attorney-general-bin-laden-not-assassinated-just-kind-of-fell-down#IDComment151422018 http://wonkette.com/445829/huckabee-makes-cartoons-to-teach-kids-reagan-took-knives-from-disco-blacks#IDComment151419943 What happens to a home schooler who shows up to take college history and has only learned this shit? That must be hilarious! Thu, 12 May 2011 17:51:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/445829/huckabee-makes-cartoons-to-teach-kids-reagan-took-knives-from-disco-blacks#IDComment151419943