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339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Rancher's Family ... · 0 replies · +18 points

Inside every famous hero is a lying sack of shit.

344 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Tim Walz Dominate... · 0 replies · +1 points

Everybody's a little Norwegian on Sytennde Mai.

344 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Tim Walz Dominate... · 4 replies · +20 points

SORRY, but we don't celebrate "St. Olaf's Day" in Minnesota. It's Syttende Mai, when we drink deeply of Linie Aquavit and stare down at our shoes.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Fukishima Mascot, ... · 1 reply · +8 points

Fukuppy is on the cusp of becoming the most ubiquitous avatar of all.

373 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tucson Hero Saved Gabb... · 0 replies · +12 points

Sunnyside haters: As smear sheet professionals, here's a pro tip: Don't use Microsoft Publisher.

373 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tucson Hero Saved Gabb... · 2 replies · +40 points

Yup, school-boardin' calls for REAL MEN.

373 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Millionaire Golfer Phi... · 5 replies · +20 points

Poor guy. At least when he dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So at least he has that going for him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X48G7Y0VWW4

374 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kentucky Katfight: Mit... · 1 reply · +6 points

MIT stands for Middle Indiana Tech - a pinko operation if there ever was one.

375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Can Have Our Confe... · 2 replies · +8 points

Mind you, I tried, but the MN Historical Society has the thing under a plexiglass cover.

375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Can Have Our Confe... · 4 replies · +42 points

Well, dammit, here in Minnesota, we're doing something about it. Our boys at the Battle of Gettysburg captured a Virginia regiment's confederate battle flag.

150 years later, they're still pissing and moaning about it. But Minnesota won't give it back:
http://blogs.mprnews.org/statewide/2013/06/no-vir...