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Wonkette : Hero Rancher's Family Has Been On Nevada Land Since Forever Or At Least 1948

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 19:30:37 +0000

Inside every famous hero is a lying sack of shit.

Wonkette : Rep. Tim Walz Dominates Al Franken, Michele Bachmann In Epic Nice Time Hotdish Showdown

Fri, 14 Mar 2014 16:27:57 +0000

Everybody's a little Norwegian on Sytennde Mai.

Wonkette : Rep. Tim Walz Dominates Al Franken, Michele Bachmann In Epic Nice Time Hotdish Showdown

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 22:02:49 +0000

SORRY, but we don't celebrate "St. Olaf's Day" in Minnesota. It's Syttende Mai, when we drink deeply of Linie Aquavit and stare down at our shoes.

Wonkette : New Fukishima Mascot, Fukuppy, Is The 'New Coke' Of Japanese Rebranding

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 01:23:55 +0000

Fukuppy is on the cusp of becoming the most ubiquitous avatar of all.

Wonkette : Tucson Hero Saved Gabby Giffords's Life But Is Unacceptably Gay

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 17:27:22 +0000

Sunnyside haters: As smear sheet professionals, here's a pro tip: Don't use Microsoft Publisher.

Wonkette : Tucson Hero Saved Gabby Giffords's Life But Is Unacceptably Gay

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 17:15:18 +0000

Yup, school-boardin' calls for REAL MEN.

Wonkette : Millionaire Golfer Phil Mickelson Feels The Pain Of The Underclass: The Poor, Poor CEOs

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 13:42:03 +0000

Poor guy. At least when he dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So at least he has that going for him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X48G7Y0VWW4

Wonkette : Kentucky Katfight: Mitch McConnell And Matt Bevin Scratching Each Other's Eyes Out Over LinkedIn Pro

Wed, 21 Aug 2013 15:52:10 +0000

MIT stands for Middle Indiana Tech - a pinko operation if there ever was one.

Wonkette : You Can Have Our Confederate Battle Flag When You Pry It From Our Cold Dead Hands...Again

Fri, 9 Aug 2013 17:47:33 +0000

Mind you, I tried, but the MN Historical Society has the thing under a plexiglass cover.

Wonkette : You Can Have Our Confederate Battle Flag When You Pry It From Our Cold Dead Hands...Again

Fri, 9 Aug 2013 17:30:22 +0000

Well, dammit, here in Minnesota, we're doing something about it. Our boys at the Battle of Gettysburg captured a Virginia regiment's confederate battle flag. 150 years later, they're still pissing and moaning about it. But Minnesota won't give it back: http://blogs.mprnews.org/statewide/2013/06/no-vir...

Wonkette : Congresscritter Yells At Nuns About How Poor People Are All Their Fault

Thu, 1 Aug 2013 18:29:06 +0000

I was born is that asshole's district. I wouldn't be surprised if it's 75% Catholic. The dems could run a rotted Hodag's corpse and beat him in '14.

Wonkette : Republicans Crapping Themselves Just In Case Hillary Clinton Decides To President Us In 2016

Tue, 2 Jul 2013 14:03:42 +0000

She's 65. That's 60 in man years.

Wonkette : Texas Republicans Try To Steal Tiny, Itty-Bitty Abortion Vote, Are Foiled By Ladies What Won't Shut

Wed, 26 Jun 2013 13:32:37 +0000

One of my favorite songs has always been The Yellers Rose in Texas.

Wonkette : Wonkette Gets Its Name In Local Paper, Ghost Breitbart Says Girl Editor Begging For It

Tue, 4 Jun 2013 21:31:15 +0000

Austin may have more bars than Minneapolis, like say a factor of 10. But we have more l'il breweries.

Wonkette : Wonkette Gets Its Name In Local Paper, Ghost Breitbart Says Girl Editor Begging For It

Tue, 4 Jun 2013 19:47:14 +0000

Been meaning to ask. Where's the drinky thing in Minneapolis? Or do we just start hitting all the bars until we run into it?

Wonkette : What Do Ladies Want, If They Even Know? A Debate By Two Republican Gentlemen

Wed, 29 May 2013 20:25:40 +0000

Here are the names of some of Rep. Cox's colleagues in the OK House of Representatives: Biggs, Brown, Cockroft, Dank, Harin, Inman, Kouplen, Moore, Proctor, Smalley, Trebilcock, Virgin & Wood. In the spirit of famous legislation like Taft-Hartley Labor Management Relations Act and the McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Act, what kinds of fun bills could become law in Oklahoma?

Wonkette : Weep Weep Wonket For Your Fallen Hero Michele Bachmann

Wed, 29 May 2013 14:13:47 +0000

Good news everyone! Meet your new Bachmann! http://www.minnpost.com/political-agenda/2013/05/...

Wonkette : Gays Take Minnesota, Gain Crucial Ground In Global War On Marriage

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:40:02 +0000

Ya know, as we say up here, a bunch of legislators, especially the non-urban ones, bucked their own constituents and a flood of angry phone calls to vote right on this one. Here's the full list of the good guys. Show 'em some luv: Bakk Bonoff Carlson Champion Clausen Cohen Dahle Dibble Dziedzic Eaton Eken Franzen Goodwin Hawj Hayden Hoffman Jensen Johnson Kent Latz Lourey Marty Metzen Pappas Petersen, B. Reinert Rest Saxhaug Scalze Schmit Sheran Sieben Skoe Tomassoni Torres Ray Wiger Wiklund

Wonkette : Point-Counterpoint: Are Millennials Lazy Entitled Narcissists?

Thu, 9 May 2013 19:07:06 +0000

Of course the Millennials are assholes. Look who raised 'em.

Wonkette : 'White Student Union' So Mad About Getting Hit With May Day Bags of Pee

Thu, 2 May 2013 22:35:46 +0000

Pass the asparagus.