elburritodeluxe

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428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DHS Chief Janet Napoli... · 0 replies · +1 points

What, just because she's a professional single woman she's a Lesbian? Just because she's a single professional woman with short hair? Just because she's a single professional woman with short hair who dresses in a manly fashion? Just because she's a single professional woman with short hair who dresses in a manly fashion and is in law enforcement?

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Blog Rumor: Maybe ... · 0 replies · +14 points

When Republican politicians or pundits say crazy shit like this the get a pass in the lamestream media because - hey they're Republicans! It would be Liberal media bias to point out that they're full of shit. Besides, Republicans aren't very smart, and they speak for the folks from the not very smart Heartlands. So give them a break!

But when a Democrat says something dumb, holy shit, why is he degrading this nation's political discourse!

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hot Blog Rumor: Maybe ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Isn't it clear to everyone that Reid makes shit like this up? Because he's fucking crazy?

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fred Thompson Explains... · 0 replies · +7 points

Leave Romney's personal life alone and focus on the real issues! Like Barack Obama's fake Birth Certificate and his grades from college and his SAT scores.

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chicken Lady With Gun ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Thank God we live in a nation where a good woman like this can attack protect her property from 11 year olds.

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Adds Play... · 2 replies · +10 points

Barry Soetero Obama taught Constitutional Law at Chicago University (yawn, boring, stupid). But Congressman Joe Walsh taught at Oakton Community College and the Hebrew Theological College! Both are colleges, apparently.

NoBama allegedly graduated with honors (show us the transcripts) from Harvard Law School (derf derf) and was President of the Law Review (quotas!). But America's Deadbeat Dad attended the Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute and later got a Master of Public Policy at the University of Chicago!

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Brave Michigan City Co... · 0 replies · +2 points

At least Sterling Heights didn't elect a Democrat to the City Council. He would not have shared their Strong Republican Values.

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michael Gerson: Mitt R... · 0 replies · +19 points

One of these days, Romney... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America's Dad, Joe Wal... · 4 replies · +24 points

When he loses to Tammy Duckworth, I want video cameras in place to show the Capital Police evicting him from the Congressional Offices where he's been squatting. The sad cot where he tried to lure many an intern, the sad little box he uses to store his clothes...

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America's Dad, Joe Wal... · 0 replies · +9 points

"Don't show me your tits!" Really. Don't, Joe Walsh.