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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Baptists Warn SCOTUS O... · 0 replies · +3 points

I used to pray all the time. Went something like this......O god I'll never drink aga..urppppp. Oh jebeus......urrrrppppppp. He never did step in to stop my heaving. Once I figured out to quit wasting my time praying and extending the hugging the toilet time, I always got back to the party much faster.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Author of SC Voter ID ... · 0 replies · +4 points

After spending hours drawing a face on mine, rubbing it out and redoing it over and over, I've come to the conclusion that your right.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Tulsa Cop Sues For God... · 0 replies · +5 points

This is right up there with the guy from Texas shitting himself over a blah bagging his groceries.Jesus weeps.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - What Are We Naming Aft... · 0 replies · +3 points

Damn it Issa.......as a postal worker I demand you get back to gutting my Union and the Post Office.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Rightwing Blogger's Sh... · 0 replies · +4 points

On the drive home today I heard Mark Lawhine (Levin) call Chief Justice Roberts an activist judge. I thought only the pinkos on the left were activist judges. Now I'm really confused. You can't tell the players without a scorecard anymore!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Watch This Congression... · 7 replies · +35 points

Thank goodness he didn't say vagina!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - And Here Is A Youthful... · 0 replies · +7 points

Or everything, depends on the time of day!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Priest Battles Homosex... · 1 reply · +24 points

As a former alter boy I shudder each time one of these stories surfaces. My heart goes out to those poor young men and my total hatred goes out to those bastards who abused their power and influence. May he burn forever in hell.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Joe The Plumber: What ... · 1 reply · +22 points

If I saw this ass clown at my door I wouldn't let him in either!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Lawmaker Compa... · 0 replies · +4 points

In Georgia a man who raises chickens for cock-fighting is considered salt of the earth....explains alot doesn't it.