Though, Jebus healed the lepers - the most downtrodden and ostracized peoples of his day, washing the feet of someone with sinful lady parts would akin to saying, "Hail, Satan!" Totally makes sense.
Fox News Gubment Budget:
3% Social Security
99.9% Obamaphones, welfare, food stamps, and other brown people programs
25% Sweetheart deals for demcrats.
WHY IS OBOZO SUBVERTING TEH CONSTITUTION LIKE A LYIN' TYRANT!
Oh, that power is granted in the Consitution? Carry on.
According to the Constitution, if Jeebus had a gun, there would only be dead Romans at Golgotha.
Obamaphones, Benghazi, and Obamacare... it's like Muslin Satan is murdering bald eagles with late term abortions.
So, God is like Ashton Kutcher, but stupider.
"A smaller rig may do the trick for her." That's what I tell all my lady friends.
"...people and that life are teremendously valuable." Except for the muslins. They're a dime a dozen. And the gays - God isn't turned on by gay butt sechs. And Messicans - their God is plastic and lives on dashboards.
Good point. Though, the ultimate goal is for woman to have sechs only with their Church-approved spouse, missionary, on a bed, for procreation, no lube, no lighting, awkwardly, eyes clothes, head bent in prayer, thinking of Ronald Reagan or Jeebus, waiting for it to end so they can do the laundry.
The next logical step is for a woman getting an abortion to actually perform an abortion first.