Reductum ad absurdum to the rescue!
And if God had meant us to go around without clothes on, we would all have been born stark naked!
If you can't read it from orbit, it doesn't count.
Shh, while they're distracted fighting this losing battle they're not fucking up something else.
And good luck buying water from the US or Mexico.
I wish. I still see them all..
They're trying to make sure everyone discovers the plugin that rhymes with bad block as fast as possible (reposted because the actual word apparently gets you automagic deletion now).
I'm starting to assume any time some wingnut ends some alleged statement of fact with "you can't make this stuff up!" that it means they just made it up.
We ened to stop seeing our non-brain-dead friends on facebook giving each other advice on how to get out of jury duty then.. Drives me nuts that otherwise sane people will dodge it then get all surprised when jurys full of retired crazy white men keep returning verdicts like this.
No, the app does that for you.