en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2023931 Comments by caitifty http://wonkette.com/574840/republican-party-comes-out-against-basic-hygiene-for-freedom#IDComment947579202 Reductum ad absurdum to the rescue! Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:48:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574840/republican-party-comes-out-against-basic-hygiene-for-freedom#IDComment947579202 http://wonkette.com/574153/hero-alabama-chief-justice-roy-moore-will-block-gay-courthouse-door-for-freedom#IDComment945716473 And if God had meant us to go around without clothes on, we would all have been born stark naked! Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:42:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574153/hero-alabama-chief-justice-roy-moore-will-block-gay-courthouse-door-for-freedom#IDComment945716473 http://wonkette.com/573963/koch-brothers-pledge-889-million-to-least-losery-2016-candidate-if-any#IDComment945414604 If you can't read it from orbit, it doesn't count. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:38:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573963/koch-brothers-pledge-889-million-to-least-losery-2016-candidate-if-any#IDComment945414604 http://wonkette.com/573837/alabama-judges-forget-how-law-works-sorry-gay-couples#IDComment945116618 Shh, while they're distracted fighting this losing battle they're not fucking up something else. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 01:28:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573837/alabama-judges-forget-how-law-works-sorry-gay-couples#IDComment945116618 http://wonkette.com/570632/you-are-the-opitomy-of-a-dumb-ass-2014s-greatest-stupidest-deleted-comments#IDComment936088849 And good luck buying water from the US or Mexico. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 22:13:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570632/you-are-the-opitomy-of-a-dumb-ass-2014s-greatest-stupidest-deleted-comments#IDComment936088849 http://wonkette.com/569255/lindsey-graham-yells-at-elizabeth-warren-in-preview-of-alternate-universe-presidential-debate#IDComment929305598 I wish. I still see them all.. Tue, 16 Dec 2014 07:23:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569255/lindsey-graham-yells-at-elizabeth-warren-in-preview-of-alternate-universe-presidential-debate#IDComment929305598 http://wonkette.com/569255/lindsey-graham-yells-at-elizabeth-warren-in-preview-of-alternate-universe-presidential-debate#IDComment929125789 They're trying to make sure everyone discovers the plugin that rhymes with bad block as fast as possible (reposted because the actual word apparently gets you automagic deletion now). Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:30:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569255/lindsey-graham-yells-at-elizabeth-warren-in-preview-of-alternate-universe-presidential-debate#IDComment929125789 http://wonkette.com/568468/derp-roundup-biblical-computer-programming-obamas-race-czar-and-other-horrors#IDComment925237883 I'm starting to assume any time some wingnut ends some alleged statement of fact with "you can't make this stuff up!" that it means they just made it up. Sat, 6 Dec 2014 20:22:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568468/derp-roundup-biblical-computer-programming-obamas-race-czar-and-other-horrors#IDComment925237883 http://wonkette.com/568173/grand-jury-lets-cop-choke-guy-to-death-because-everything-is-terrible#IDComment923929409 We ened to stop seeing our non-brain-dead friends on facebook giving each other advice on how to get out of jury duty then.. Drives me nuts that otherwise sane people will dodge it then get all surprised when jurys full of retired crazy white men keep returning verdicts like this. Thu, 4 Dec 2014 01:17:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568173/grand-jury-lets-cop-choke-guy-to-death-because-everything-is-terrible#IDComment923929409 http://wonkette.com/565606/wingnut-groups-exciting-vote-fraud-app-discovers-black-woman-in-polling-place#IDComment906037054 No, the app does that for you. Thu, 6 Nov 2014 07:08:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565606/wingnut-groups-exciting-vote-fraud-app-discovers-black-woman-in-polling-place#IDComment906037054 http://wonkette.com/564590/rachel-maddow-interviews-americas-first-ebola-political-prisoner-video#IDComment899361031 Best quote I heard about ebola at a public health conference I was at last week: "Statistically you have a greater chance of having been married to Rush Limbaugh than catching ebola in the United States" Tue, 28 Oct 2014 17:25:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564590/rachel-maddow-interviews-americas-first-ebola-political-prisoner-video#IDComment899361031 http://wonkette.com/561967/deleted-comments-of-the-day-why-arent-you-cowards-afraid-of-muslims-like-you-should-be#IDComment884968498 That's not a bad plan, actually.. Sun, 5 Oct 2014 16:35:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561967/deleted-comments-of-the-day-why-arent-you-cowards-afraid-of-muslims-like-you-should-be#IDComment884968498 http://wonkette.com/559514/hero-anti-vaxxer-doctor-go-ahead-and-skip-your-kids-vaccines-let-other-parents-be-responsible#IDComment875322682 Ouch. Thu, 11 Sep 2014 06:11:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/559514/hero-anti-vaxxer-doctor-go-ahead-and-skip-your-kids-vaccines-let-other-parents-be-responsible#IDComment875322682 http://wonkette.com/559514/hero-anti-vaxxer-doctor-go-ahead-and-skip-your-kids-vaccines-let-other-parents-be-responsible#IDComment874375908 Meghan's Law for vaccines. You don't want to vaccinate your crotchfruit? Fine, but you have to register them just like any sex offender, so I know who to keep my kids away from, just the same as I'd keep them away from a sex offender. Mon, 8 Sep 2014 20:11:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/559514/hero-anti-vaxxer-doctor-go-ahead-and-skip-your-kids-vaccines-let-other-parents-be-responsible#IDComment874375908 http://wonkette.com/559242/wingnut-christian-fantasy-author-warns-big-sodomy-is-coming-for-your-kids#IDComment873723809 Tom of Finland? Sun, 7 Sep 2014 05:56:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/559242/wingnut-christian-fantasy-author-warns-big-sodomy-is-coming-for-your-kids#IDComment873723809 http://wonkette.com/558460/bill-kristol-just-wishes-we-could-bomb-somebody-and-see-how-it-works-out#IDComment869575517 "So let's surprise 'em - Let's drop the big one and pulverize 'em!" Well, it worked pretty well for al-queda in New York.. Wed, 27 Aug 2014 20:59:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/558460/bill-kristol-just-wishes-we-could-bomb-somebody-and-see-how-it-works-out#IDComment869575517 http://wonkette.com/556326/photoshopped-cow-with-map-of-the-world-proves-creationism-is-real#IDComment862083893 What intelligent designer would use mercator projection anyway? Thu, 7 Aug 2014 00:51:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556326/photoshopped-cow-with-map-of-the-world-proves-creationism-is-real#IDComment862083893 http://wonkette.com/555969/cnn-anchor-guy-insults-climate-deniers-willfully-ignorant-fksticks-outraged#IDComment860747508 Dog exists at least, even if his 72 gram brain leaves him a bit confused at times. Sat, 2 Aug 2014 18:00:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555969/cnn-anchor-guy-insults-climate-deniers-willfully-ignorant-fksticks-outraged#IDComment860747508 http://wonkette.com/554892/i-take-birth-control-because-im-a-slutty-slut-who-sluts-so-hard-you#IDComment857428789 I got mine. And the republicans can pry those clips out of my cold, dead nuts. Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:49:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554892/i-take-birth-control-because-im-a-slutty-slut-who-sluts-so-hard-you#IDComment857428789 http://wonkette.com/553362/good-guy-with-gun-goes-to-jail-just-for-holding-other-good-guy-with-gun-at-gunpoint#IDComment849676407 "hey look a squirrel" You owe me a new keyboard. Wed, 2 Jul 2014 18:49:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553362/good-guy-with-gun-goes-to-jail-just-for-holding-other-good-guy-with-gun-at-gunpoint#IDComment849676407