The police better watch their step while they investigate this one......
This just in...... the oil/gas industry has begun to fear a shortage in excuses for rising prices. This too may cause more price increases.
Maybe he was just too drunk to walk and needed to drive.
I think we should really support the green movement and go back to using sailboats.
He's probably still alive, just like Hitler is. They have them in a private bunker at Area 51.
Is it loaded with beer? I'll help if it is!