I cannot answer that, but I believe I've just discovered another branch on my family tree.
My brother just called from the hospital. He told me he brought an electric chainsaw to the melee, but couldn't find anywhere to plug it in.
Wait till they get a whiff of my sharted underwear
Aliens, dude. Just look at what they did to me.
Peter Riggs, you've lead a trite and meaningless life. And you're a very bad person.
I hereby sentence you to a term of no less than life in federal pound-me-in-the-#ss prison.
Uh huh huh....you said "load".
Aww fiddlesticks! Now I'm going to have to go back to huffing paint thinner.
I'm sure proud of my dad!