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brown_recluse

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382 weeks ago @ The Toast - Feel the Burn: Your Fi... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm late to this, but I decided to try it. I'm suuuuuupppeerrr out of shape, so I'm doing fewer repeats out of the gate (ten pushups instead of thirty, five burpees instead of ten). IT's going well, I haven't hurt myself yet!

382 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Sons Of Anarchy' Crea... · 1 reply · +28 points

Hey Bozell! Some of us don't have cable. SPOILERS, you jerk!

466 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bible-Loving Ohio Teab... · 0 replies · +2 points

You know when you're a godless liberal when the only part of "he traded drugs for sex at a bed bug infested motel" are the bedbugs.

506 weeks ago @ Wonkette - As He Enters Race, New... · 1 reply · +7 points

It's kind of like "The Bachelor," excepts he's not actually a bachelor.
Catfights ahoy! Who will get the rose?

507 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DEAD!: Liveblogging th... · 0 replies · +36 points

I think that this is the perfect occasion for a Manhattan!

510 weeks ago @ Wonkette - American Literary Icon... · 0 replies · +2 points

I think he just realized how his hair actually looks.

516 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Palin Fans Organizing ... · 0 replies · +5 points

"Okay, yeah, that sentence tells this group what it should do, on the highway."

Speed up?

517 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Amoral Serial Adultere... · 0 replies · +3 points

I've often wondered what Gingrinch's kids think of him. (the mis-spelling was not intentional, but on review I though it apt)

518 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 0 replies · +15 points

the invisible hand of the market demands them!

523 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America Acts Shocked A... · 9 replies · +42 points

The only comfort I can take from this atrocity is that at long, long last, Sarah Palin is cooked. Dunzo. All done but the crying.