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11 years ago @ Weasel Zippers - Schools Predict Mooch'... · 0 replies · +11 points

Did the liberals have an election or something I didn't hear about?

For the life of me, I don't recall Michelle Obama being elected to anything. Ever.

Where exactly did she get the legal authority to do all this?

11 years ago @ Weasel Zippers - Van Jones: GOP, Tea Pa... · 1 reply · +9 points

Yeah. That's it. We just want to hurt America. So we can gain politically.

THEN we'll take America apart, brick by brick! Black people to the rear of the bus! Granny over the cliff! Round up all them illegals! Lynch Teh Gays! No more abortions for you, Sweetie!

You can't stop us until it's too late! Bwaaah ha ha ha ha ha!

Mother of God. Is this how liberals really think?

12 years ago @ Big Journalism - Maureen Dowd Perpetuat... · 0 replies · +1 points

Where do you think vinegar comes from, Tom?

12 years ago @ Big Journalism - Media Hit Fails: Tea P... · 2 replies · +8 points

There are a couple of annual parades in San Francisco I'd suggest you avoid, kent. Personally, what grown people do in the dark is none of my business, given the limits of the law and human decency. The story was a non-starter for me.

I do find this story odd, since almost every Gay Lesbian Trans-Gendered and Sexually Confused organization I've ever heard of is pathetically liberal. Funny libs would make it an issue, although I do get the now-standard racism smear built into the story. They must have left out the part about Babeu drowning cute little puppies by mistake. Could have been a Trifecta.

12 years ago @ Big Government - Why Is the Economy Gro... · 1 reply · +4 points

Recovery begins with a change of power in November, followed by about a 20% cut in federal headcount and a near-total review and reversal of all new federal regulations enacted over the past three years.

Then, let's talk.

12 years ago @ Big Government - Ever Get the Feeling t... · 0 replies · +6 points

Obama's vision for America is a country filled with low-income housing, with welfare checks for everyone who votes for him, and government solutions for everyone's problems.

At your expense.

12 years ago @ Big Government - Client #9 Fears a Sant... · 0 replies · +4 points

I thought Spitzer was required to wear a condom 24 hours a day for the rest of his life as a condition of his release.

Do I remember incorrectly?

12 years ago @ Big Government - Terrorist Fears Will F... · 0 replies · +11 points

Never happen. Troops mean violence, and violence is icky. Every super-intelligent Progressive in America agrees.

He can always blame Republicans if we're attacked.

He will do nothing.

12 years ago @ Big Government - Teachers Unions Opt fo... · 1 reply · +12 points

There's a reason why union negotiators will never agree to cuts unless they have a gun to their heads. All new contract negotiations begin with last year's contract. It doesn't matter how many teachers are fired. What matters is what compensation and benefits are used for negotiating the new contract, and it's all about the high water mark set by last year's contract.

It's the miracle of compound interest, you see. Teaching has nothing to do with it.

12 years ago @ Big Government - Algae-Based Biofuels: ... · 1 reply · +1 points

There is secret research being done at the DOE to require all automobiles to be rigged with sails made out of flexible solar panels. Early tests show that our imported energy needs could be reduced by as much as 18.3% on bright, really windy days. They're currently working on a series of large fans to improve performance at night and on calm, cloudy days, but science will eventually provide the answer. The State Department is simultaneously working on a plan to compensate the middle east and Venezuela for lost revenue and economic damage this stunning new technology will cause. The National Highway Administration is developing a budget to raise the ceiling height of all of the nation's tunnels and overpasses, but this is only a small infrastructure change costing 6.5 trillion, and the impact is expected to be only temporary.

Further study is needed, along with massive funding, but expect a breathtaking announcement sometime around the end of September.