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444 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Genius Of History Davi... · 5 replies · +29 points

Considering most people probably didnt leave the guns loaded, keeping their powder dry, not sitting in the goddamn pan all the time, there woudln't be accidental firings probably.

Anyway, fuck this guy. Know nothing cuntflap.

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Go Galt In Detroit's C... · 0 replies · +9 points

You laugh now but just wait for them to discover magic powers from gene splicing with rare sea slugs! Speaking of, would you kindly get me a beer?

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children’s Treasur... · 0 replies · +1 points

My friends said it was a good game. But i ain't gonna play it.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan, Of Cours... · 0 replies · +8 points

She mistook the drowsiness eye symbol for a wink.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRO Has Smart Plan To ... · 0 replies · +7 points

If the GOP looks inside themselves, they'll see nothing but deep fried okra.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRO Has Smart Plan To ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Dangit, i knew somebody beat me to it. Dang ol internet man. Clickclickclick, naked chicks.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRO Has Smart Plan To ... · 0 replies · +11 points

Correct. WE won the Civil War. And saying they want another? Sedition.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRO Has Smart Plan To ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Boomhauer libel! If nobody dang ol said that already knowwhuddamean.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Live-Blog, The Fab Fif... · 0 replies · +10 points

Out on my porch for a smoke, nervous from watching the electoral votes creep up, i saw a shooting star. I made a wish.

You're welcome, America.

Also, Mittens didn't let the Fraggle talk? Did he think, like McCain did of Palin, that he couldn't trust Ryan to not mouth off with his little smartass tightlipped head bob?

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch This Voting Mach... · 0 replies · +2 points

On our machines, which do have a paper receipt, the Prez candiates went Romney, green, socialist, communist, whatever, whatever, Obama.