aguacatero

aguacatero

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403 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady Goes On Epic... · 2 replies · +99 points

Ann, you're not fooling anyone.

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch Ann Dunham Give ... · 1 reply · +5 points

It's the super-baby, Kirikou!

415 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 1 reply · +7 points

Thank you. For too long there was not nearly enough Detlef Schrempf on this site.

415 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +23 points

Today we have learned a new saying in praise of healthy body mass, following too long after Jackie Kennedy's "no food tastes as good as thin feels," namely, "nothing feels as good as being called skinny by hideously swollen ogre Donald Trump"

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Are Starting To Thi... · 0 replies · +7 points

This guy is SOOOOO getting a primo speaking slot at the convention in Tampa.
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426 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why I Am Challenging J... · 0 replies · +24 points

In this retelling, Jonah IS the whale.

426 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Comical California May... · 0 replies · +3 points

It is well known that "signed photo" is communist slang for "precious bodily fluids."

426 weeks ago @ Wonkette - And Here Is A Youthful... · 0 replies · +17 points

It's his second most suicidal photo -- after the Bain money one.

427 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Which Randomly Generat... · 0 replies · +1 points

At the same time, it's rather a lovely name, no?

427 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh's Hot 35... · 0 replies · +1 points

Elton John is going to charge SOOOO much to sing at Rush's next wedding!