aguacatero

aguacatero

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365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady Goes On Epic... · 2 replies · +99 points

Ann, you're not fooling anyone.

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch Ann Dunham Give ... · 1 reply · +5 points

It's the super-baby, Kirikou!

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 1 reply · +7 points

Thank you. For too long there was not nearly enough Detlef Schrempf on this site.

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +23 points

Today we have learned a new saying in praise of healthy body mass, following too long after Jackie Kennedy's "no food tastes as good as thin feels," namely, "nothing feels as good as being called skinny by hideously swollen ogre Donald Trump"

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Are Starting To Thi... · 0 replies · +7 points

This guy is SOOOOO getting a primo speaking slot at the convention in Tampa.
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388 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why I Am Challenging J... · 0 replies · +24 points

In this retelling, Jonah IS the whale.

388 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Comical California May... · 0 replies · +3 points

It is well known that "signed photo" is communist slang for "precious bodily fluids."

389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - And Here Is A Youthful... · 0 replies · +17 points

It's his second most suicidal photo -- after the Bain money one.

389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Which Randomly Generat... · 0 replies · +1 points

At the same time, it's rather a lovely name, no?

389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh's Hot 35... · 0 replies · +1 points

Elton John is going to charge SOOOO much to sing at Rush's next wedding!