en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1642460 Comments by aguacatero http://wonkette.com/489380/nice-lady-goes-on-epic-23-minute-potty-rant-because-her-friends-didnt-share-her-romney-posts-on-facebook#IDComment484290156 Ann, you're not fooling anyone. Thu, 8 Nov 2012 19:10:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489380/nice-lady-goes-on-epic-23-minute-potty-rant-because-her-friends-didnt-share-her-romney-posts-on-facebook#IDComment484290156 http://wonkette.com/487897/watch-ann-dunham-give-birth-to-two-year-old-toddler-barack-obama-in-kenya-video#IDComment473582359 It's the super-baby, Kirikou! Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:52:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/487897/watch-ann-dunham-give-birth-to-two-year-old-toddler-barack-obama-in-kenya-video#IDComment473582359 http://wonkette.com/481147/a-childrens-treasury-of-donald-trump-hollering-at-former-wonkette-writers#IDComment422456482 Thank you. For too long there was not nearly enough Detlef Schrempf on this site. Wed, 15 Aug 2012 20:22:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/481147/a-childrens-treasury-of-donald-trump-hollering-at-former-wonkette-writers#IDComment422456482 http://wonkette.com/481147/a-childrens-treasury-of-donald-trump-hollering-at-former-wonkette-writers#IDComment422450188 Today we have learned a new saying in praise of healthy body mass, following too long after Jackie Kennedy's "no food tastes as good as thin feels," namely, "nothing feels as good as being called skinny by hideously swollen ogre Donald Trump" Wed, 15 Aug 2012 20:08:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/481147/a-childrens-treasury-of-donald-trump-hollering-at-former-wonkette-writers#IDComment422450188 http://wonkette.com/475565/we-are-starting-to-think-michiganders-may-have-a-problem-with-women#IDComment382142204 This guy is SOOOOO getting a primo speaking slot at the convention in Tampa. . Sat, 16 Jun 2012 05:09:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/475565/we-are-starting-to-think-michiganders-may-have-a-problem-with-women#IDComment382142204 http://wonkette.com/474213/why-i-am-challenging-jonah-goldberg-to-a-fight-for-charity-by-jamie-kilstein#IDComment372795913 In this retelling, Jonah IS the whale. Sat, 2 Jun 2012 22:16:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/474213/why-i-am-challenging-jonah-goldberg-to-a-fight-for-charity-by-jamie-kilstein#IDComment372795913 http://wonkette.com/474022/comical-california-mayor-gives-this-chinese-autograph-seeker-a-piece-of-his-mind#IDComment371339490 It is well known that "signed photo" is communist slang for "precious bodily fluids." Thu, 31 May 2012 22:18:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/474022/comical-california-mayor-gives-this-chinese-autograph-seeker-a-piece-of-his-mind#IDComment371339490 http://wonkette.com/473810/and-here-is-a-youthful-smiling-mitt-romney-point-a-gun-at-his-jaw#IDComment369706069 It's his second most suicidal photo -- after the Bain money one. Tue, 29 May 2012 18:52:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/473810/and-here-is-a-youthful-smiling-mitt-romney-point-a-gun-at-his-jaw#IDComment369706069 http://wonkette.com/471548/which-randomly-generated-nouns-will-levi-johnston-name-his-baby#IDComment366558149 At the same time, it's rather a lovely name, no? Thu, 24 May 2012 19:01:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/471548/which-randomly-generated-nouns-will-levi-johnston-name-his-baby#IDComment366558149 http://wonkette.com/467152/rush-limbaughs-hot-35-year-old-fourth-wife-so-mad-you-guys#IDComment365876343 Elton John is going to charge SOOOO much to sing at Rush's next wedding! Wed, 23 May 2012 18:26:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/467152/rush-limbaughs-hot-35-year-old-fourth-wife-so-mad-you-guys#IDComment365876343 http://wonkette.com/473296/ghost-andrew-breitbarts-biggest-bombshell-yet-someone-elses-sat-scores-prove-obama-might-be-dumber-than-bush#IDComment365155854 This proves Obama's not a snob - We win! Tue, 22 May 2012 18:34:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/473296/ghost-andrew-breitbarts-biggest-bombshell-yet-someone-elses-sat-scores-prove-obama-might-be-dumber-than-bush#IDComment365155854 http://wonkette.com/472386/p-e-n-i-s-goes-into-the-anus-to-rupture-intestines-says-nebraska-lady-nobody-sure-why#IDComment358567360 It is REALLY too late to get into the Republican Primary field? Fri, 11 May 2012 16:41:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/472386/p-e-n-i-s-goes-into-the-anus-to-rupture-intestines-says-nebraska-lady-nobody-sure-why#IDComment358567360 http://wonkette.com/471531/tales-of-youthful-barack-obama-nerd-love#IDComment352735791 But we need to see his GRADES! Wed, 2 May 2012 15:18:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/471531/tales-of-youthful-barack-obama-nerd-love#IDComment352735791 http://wonkette.com/471226/dont-worry-this-story-ends-with-everybody-in-prison#IDComment349754884 And to think that until I read this I had such a romantic vision of the Orange County car dealer millionaire/millionaire/sheriff/Republican-political-aspirant/rapist set. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 05:12:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/471226/dont-worry-this-story-ends-with-everybody-in-prison#IDComment349754884 http://wonkette.com/471155/latest-obama-web-ad-bill-clinton-rambles-for-90-seconds#IDComment349411604 Hardball. Me like. Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:27:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/471155/latest-obama-web-ad-bill-clinton-rambles-for-90-seconds#IDComment349411604 http://wonkette.com/468615/romney-camp-saddened-100000000-retirement-fund-to-be-taxed-at-rate-paid-by-plebes#IDComment327341371 Romney gave 4 million to "charity," or to a Salt Lake City-based "anti-gay lobbying group" -- you make the call. Thu, 29 Mar 2012 20:28:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/468615/romney-camp-saddened-100000000-retirement-fund-to-be-taxed-at-rate-paid-by-plebes#IDComment327341371 http://wonkette.com/468493/human-monopoly-logo-mitt-romney-explainers-jay-leno-uninsured-poors-should-die-already-video#IDComment326579180 Ever wondered what kind of dipshit would choose to be in Jay Leno's audience? This kind. Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:41:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/468493/human-monopoly-logo-mitt-romney-explainers-jay-leno-uninsured-poors-should-die-already-video#IDComment326579180 http://wonkette.com/467218/its-the-trailer-for-paul-ryans-new-movie-paul-ryans-fy2013-budget#IDComment317103652 What if Paul Ryan were a dipshit? Thu, 15 Mar 2012 23:41:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/467218/its-the-trailer-for-paul-ryans-new-movie-paul-ryans-fy2013-budget#IDComment317103652 http://wonkette.com/467104/those-werent-gaffes-mitt-romney-just-loves-to-talk-about-being-rich#IDComment316306974 But his bigger blunder was to offend an infinite number of numbers, and nerds, but completely failing to recognize Pi Day. Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:54:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/467104/those-werent-gaffes-mitt-romney-just-loves-to-talk-about-being-rich#IDComment316306974 http://wonkette.com/466535/mitt-romney-trying-really-super-hard-you-guys-with-spotify-playlist-of-sadness#IDComment312576091 Gimmick-hungry yob. Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:00:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/466535/mitt-romney-trying-really-super-hard-you-guys-with-spotify-playlist-of-sadness#IDComment312576091