"I had no desire to spend hours in a stinking basement eating junk food." But that's a requirement for employment at NRO.
I see what you did there.
because he's a shapeshifting android.
If he hadn't prematurely evacuated, he could have completed the Teabagger Trifecta by having a rifle rack and a stars and bars bumper sticker. Also.
Unfortunately, John Ensign's hair is already under scrutiny for hiking on the Appalachian Trail with Burt Reynold's toupee.
Dave Ross has lost touch with his happy little cloud