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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Satanic Temple's Fun C... · 0 replies · +6 points

Stemberger … Stemberger … Where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah, here:

9 years ago @ Wonkette - National Review Online... · 0 replies · +1 points

His sexting with his wife was fast & furious.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scott Brown Finds One ... · 0 replies · +3 points

I can't vote for anyone who has that many photos on his staircase ... and his refrigerator. That's just sick.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson: Jesus W... · 0 replies · +5 points

"For God so loved the World that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but should earn 6 or even 7 percent interest through master limited partnerships in oil and gas utilities." - The Gospel According to Pat

9 years ago @ Wonkette - James O'Keefe Looks Fo... · 0 replies · +7 points

Oh Wonkette, you're so charmingly naive, what with your careful analysis and all.

The results of O'Keefe's latest stunt were preordained and the storyboards for his YouTube video already completed long before he ever set foot in Colorado.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - WonkiFact: Yep, Rick S... · 1 reply · +3 points

In the age-old incantation of the ministers: "Let us do a pray."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Steve King: Dogs May G... · 1 reply · +10 points

If "what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today," then eating pork is still a sin and Iowa Congressman Steve King has just sold his entire state - the NUMBER ONE PORK PRODUCING STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - down the river. INPEACH!!!11!

From the website (yes, there is actually a site with such a name, and amazingly enough it's not NSFW):

Iowa Pork Industry Facts:

At the end of 2012, Iowa had 6,266 hog operations.
A total of 40,290 Iowans are employed in day-to-day production of hogs.
At any one time, there are approximately 20 million pigs being raised in Iowa.
Iowa producers marketed more than 49 million hogs in 2012.
Nearly one-third of the nation's hogs are raised in Iowa.
Iowa is the number one pork producing state in the U.S. and the top state for pork exports.

Wow, Steve King, way to condemn your own state and its 40,290 swineployees to the fiery depths of Hell!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Is A Commu... · 0 replies · +6 points

This is just vindictive Sarah seeking revenge against Saturday Night Live. She has Governor Parnell confused with former SNL cast member Chris Parnell.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Madeleine Albright Win... · 1 reply · +24 points

Sarah Palin is going as "Slutty Bristol Palin." Or is it the other way around?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Madeleine Albright Win... · 0 replies · +6 points

Dear God in heaven, please don't let "Slutty Madeleine Albright" be anything similar...