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Wonkette : Satanic Temple's Fun Coloring Book Ruins Bible Handout Day In Florida

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 01:21:21 +0000

Stemberger … Stemberger … Where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah, here: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/people/joh...

Wonkette : National Review Online Really Wants To Read Eric Holder Word-Sexing His Wife

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 05:13:39 +0000

His sexting with his wife was fast & furious.

Wonkette : Scott Brown Finds One Lady Who Will Vouch For Him (His Wife)

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 05:09:47 +0000

I can't vote for anyone who has that many photos on his staircase ... and his refrigerator. That's just sick.

Wonkette : Pat Robertson: Jesus Wants You To Invest In Oil, Not Abortion Pills

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 05:00:49 +0000

"For God so loved the World that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but should earn 6 or even 7 percent interest through master limited partnerships in oil and gas utilities." - The Gospel According to Pat

Wonkette : James O'Keefe Looks For Voter Fraud In Colorado, Finds Nothing. Again.

Fri, 24 Oct 2014 15:25:56 +0000

Oh Wonkette, you're so charmingly naive, what with your careful analysis and all. The results of O'Keefe's latest stunt were preordained and the storyboards for his YouTube video already completed long before he ever set foot in Colorado.

Wonkette : WonkiFact: Yep, Rick Scott Delayed Execution For Attorney General's Campaign Schedule

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 23:11:46 +0000

In the age-old incantation of the ministers: "Let us do a pray."

Wonkette : Steve King: Dogs May Go To Heaven, Gays Not So Much

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 23:03:39 +0000

If "what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today," then eating pork is still a sin and Iowa Congressman Steve King has just sold his entire state - the NUMBER ONE PORK PRODUCING STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - down the river. INPEACH!!!11! From the website www.iowapork.org (yes, there is actually a site with such a name, and amazingly enough it's not NSFW): Iowa Pork Industry Facts: At the end of 2012, Iowa had 6,266 hog operations. A total of 40,290 Iowans are employed in day-to-day production of hogs. At any one time, there are approximately 20 million pigs being raised in Iowa. Iowa producers marketed more than 49 million hogs in 2012. Nearly one-third of the nation's hogs are raised in Iowa. Iowa is the number one pork producing state in the U.S. and the top state for pork exports. Wow, Steve King, way to condemn your own state and its 40,290 swineployees to the fiery depths of Hell!

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Is A Communist RINO Now

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 22:53:59 +0000

This is just vindictive Sarah seeking revenge against Saturday Night Live. She has Governor Parnell confused with former SNL cast member Chris Parnell.

Wonkette : Madeleine Albright Wins The Internet

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 22:42:35 +0000

Sarah Palin is going as "Slutty Bristol Palin." Or is it the other way around?

Wonkette : Madeleine Albright Wins The Internet

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 22:39:27 +0000

Dear God in heaven, please don't let "Slutty Madeleine Albright" be anything similar...

Wonkette : Madeleine Albright Wins The Internet

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 22:38:20 +0000

Tut tut, iambic pentameter, old boy. Perhaps: "These Twitter'd words like razors slice my heart."

Wonkette : Screw The Polls, Here’s How Every Democratic Senate Challenger Is Gonna Win

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 18:09:40 +0000

The Dems are gonna win Georgia, because Georgians are so stupid they'll think they're voting for "Nunn of the above."

Wonkette : Steve King: Dogs May Go To Heaven, Gays Not So Much

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 18:01:12 +0000

"What was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today," says Congressman King. Let he who is without the fried shrimp platter cast the first stone.

Wonkette : Texas Texbooks Gonna Jesus Away All The Global Warming

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 17:55:13 +0000

This was almost as bad as their "What Do You Think?" section called "Was the Holocaust Justified?" - with the "Yes!" argument followed by citations to "Mein Kampf."

Wonkette : Bigot Twins' Hobo Dad Has Nothing Better To Do Than Heckle Gay Weddings, For Jesus

Tue, 21 Oct 2014 04:03:44 +0000

What Profanities & Vulgarities Would Jesus Scream?

Wonkette : In Florida Election, The Rick Just Hit The Fan

Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:08:16 +0000

"I waited to figure out if he was going to show up." How many times can a man turn his head Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Wonkette : Is This Scott Walker Farting?

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:33:49 +0000

But he meant no ill intent.

Wonkette : Hey It's Not Like This Missouri Official Actually Wants To Kill The President

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:32:30 +0000

I'm pretty sure Obama has meant no ill intent either - yet you label him a domestic enemy.

Wonkette : NRA Warns Men: If You Let Your Wife Do Gun Control, Your Peen May Fall Off

Mon, 13 Oct 2014 22:03:14 +0000

Oh yeah: "American Beauty." Great movie. Remind me again, how did Kevin Spacey's character die?

Wonkette : Be Biblically Correct Between The Sheets With These Duck Dynasty Sex Tips!

Wed, 8 Oct 2014 20:16:50 +0000

Mississippi is having a hard time choosing between "The Gonorrhea State" and "The Chlamydia State" for its new motto.