Tonto

Tonto

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11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Cop accused of stealin... · 0 replies · +17 points

Help! It's the police!

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - US to begin new phase ... · 0 replies · +1 points

If DARPA can get this to work, EVERYBODY is going to want one! And won't that make the world a safer place?

What, you think maybe it won't? Not to worry -- after the technology proliferates, we'll just spend a few hundred billion dollars developing an anti-hypersonic plane defense system.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Bus driver says caffei... · 1 reply · +15 points

Hmmm, started drinking coffee at 15, and I started groping girls at 15 too. Hey, he may be onto something there!

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Sixth grade teacher ch... · 0 replies · +5 points

With all this reported teacher-student sex, I guess I really missed out in grade school. Some guys have all the luck.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Shootout at Federal Wa... · 6 replies · +10 points

Feral Way.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Victims\' mom: Steven ... · 1 reply · -10 points

Steven Powell robbed her daughters of a normal life? What a bunch of crap.

With a histrionic mom like that, her daughters never had a chance for a normal life. Good luck, kids.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - High booze prices hitt... · 15 replies · +7 points

Yay Capitalism! Those socialist state stores were horrible, what with their hugely lower prices and all.

I don't mind paying twice what I paid for state store liquor, as long as Costco gets their money's worth for convincing Washington SUCKERS to privatize liquor sales.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Navy: Drone aircraft c... · 0 replies · +4 points

This drone stuff will become a lot less sexy when one malfunctions and flattens some grandmother working in her garden.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Woman arrested after p... · 0 replies · -1 points

Please respect your neighbors while you are praising your imaginary friend in the sky.

11 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Kidnapping call leads ... · 0 replies · +4 points

It's an open and shut case.

50 is the new 30 unless you're on meth, in which case it's the new 80.